Saturday, December 29, 2018

Fap Along With Harlot: They Had Me At the Thumbnail

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You know when you’re surfing around on PornHub and you see a clip pop up that isn’t really your cup of tea, but you HAVE to click anyway because the thumbnail is so hot/interesting? That’s a phenomenon that has happened to me several times the past few weeks. I’ve been half hoarding the clips until I had a good batch of them to share with my favorite Peepz.

Now is obviously the time…are you ready to get off with me in all sorts of random directions? Drop your pants to the floor because it’s time for you and I to get down and dirty. Let’s Fap!

Jessie Rogers has a fantastic ass and a perky set of nipples that seem super sensitive. Her smile is killer, especially when she’s on her knees with a thick dick pointed straight down her throat.

Team Skeet videos tend to be a bit…acrobatic…sometimes. The male performers are usually super strong and able to lift the ladies up in the air and twirl them around to service any hole they wish. While it was 100% the thumbnail that made me click. I desperately need an opaque bodysuit that says “Unfollow” straight across my tits, just like Lena Paul wears. It’s sexy as fuck, for real.

I’m not going to lie to you, Peepz. It was kind of bugging me out that Kyle Mason was destroying her breakfast when she was trying to cook eggs without a flame…but then I remember that this is porno and in porno, not everything has to make sense.

Between the thumbnail and the title, you know I was clicking on this vid. It’s that fake taboo stuff that makes me slightly curious, but the blue balls that will seal the deal for my mouse clicking finger.

As soon as you toss a Hitachi into the the mix, I’m giving your clip a view. Vibrators and huge cocks are two of my favorite things. This Owen Grey/Ana Foxxx video is everything I want in a porno when I’m rubbing my clit for my own personal satisfaction.

That’s all for this week, Peepz. Do you ever click on clips strictly for the thumbnail? Let me know about all the porno adventures you’ve been up to in the comments below, or hit me up on twitter

Image: Madison Ivy in Tied Up and Spanked at the Bank by Brazzers



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