Christmas is widely regarded as the most difficult holiday to masturbate to… or during. The emphasis on family and temporary priority on good will towards others makes for less than ideal conditions to slither away to your favorite internet fuck flicks. This is only exacerbated by the lack of erotic imagery associated with Christmas and its traditional participants.
Though Santa Claus might be the bearded, older bear-daddy of some people’s erotic fantasy, it’s kind of a niche genre when it comes to widespread appeal. Now, the most recent imagining of The Grinch- there’s a Christmas figure you can really deck your own halls to.
I’ve lost track of how many times Hollywood has remade The Grinch that Stole Christmas, but when The Grinch came out in November of 2018 it was noteworthy for one specific reason- people were oddly attracted to the titular character this time. Nothing against Jim Carry’s portrayal, but the newest Grinch has a kind of sexy, green, skinny, Wookie thing going on that really captured the imagination of people who wanted to get into the Christmas spirit though masturbation.
Santa’s little helpers at Pornhub Insights were quick to take notice of this unexplainable internet lust for the Christmas-hating character and crafted some artisan graphs to help us appreciate his sudden growth in appeal.
Prior to the November 19 premiere of The Grinch, not too many people were interested in masturbating to the fuzzy green sex machine. Afterwards, however, people were lining up to offer him their genital secretions as searches increased by more than 3300% after the premiere and again after the following weekend. In contrast, searches for porn featuring more traditional Santa porn gew slowly but steadily in the days after Thanksgiving.
When it comes to individual terms, Team Grinch searched for videos featuring “Grinch Porn,” “The Grinch XXX Parody” and “El Grinch” amongst others. Meanwhile Team Santa kept it classy with searches that included “Santa Fucks Elf,” “Bad Santa,” and “Black Santa.” To be honest all these sound like they would lead to a pretty good time if you’re really into Christmas and got a new Fleshlight in your stocking.
For a more in depth look at how the Grinch and other classic characters effected the way people watched porn during the holidays, head over to Pornhub Insights to read more.
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