Body hair maintenance is one of those topics that is slightly taboo unless you’re straight up talking about genitals. I get my upper lip waxed every three weeks and have for years. I’m Italian and human…so the fact that hair grows on my face shouldn’t be all that shocking.
The woman who has regularly waxed me for as long as I’ve been married suddenly left her job. I’m not sure what happened, I’m assuming there was drama though, because she was a feisty firecracker and that’s why I love her. When I showed up for my regular appointment last week, I came face to face with a woman who really, really wanted to wax my pussy.
Something must have been lost in the shuffle between the receptionist and the esthetician because she said hello to me, and then said, “Ok! You’re getting a Brazilian, right?” and closed the door.
I explained to her that I was just getting my lip done, but she insisted again that her ticket said that I was getting all of my bits waxed. She actually argued with me about it. I mean…yeah. Totally sure that I was only getting my face waxed and not my pussy, but go ahead and question me.
Getting my pussy waxed is something that has always terrified me. I’m not into pain as much as I was in my twenties, and thinking about hair being ripped from my labia and asshole is what my nightmares are made of.
I said to her, “Listen, if you want to wax my butthole so bad, just do it. How does this work?”
She explained to me that I should get undressed from the waist down and lay on the table with a towel over my puss…then she’d come in and take care of business.
Why not, right? Everyone loves a Tuesday night adventure.
So I did as she instructed and when she came in I think I was more impulsively angry than anything else. She knocked timidly and said, “I’m really sorry but you were right…you were only getting your lip done today.”
“Well now you’re waxing all my lips. Let’s get this over with.”
She was quiet the whole time, I was the only one inhaling sharply with my eyes closed every time she ripped the hair out of the most sensitive parts of my body. Here’s what I discovered though.
You get used to the pain…and a waxed pubic mound is much more comfortable than a shaved mound. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not going back to hardwood floors all the time or anything, but it’s nice to know that if I have an occasion and want to switch things up, I have the option.
My pussy wax was totally free because of the disagreement that I had with the esthetician, so no harm no foul. Plus I had a surprise ready and waiting for my wife after she got home from work.
Because blue balls are zero fun, here’s a Bang.com compilation clip with tons of shaved pussy.
Image: Nina Hartley in Nina’s Chapel of Lust by Brazzers
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