There are two ways to handle getting caught doing something you shouldn’t have been doing. You can cop up to it and admit you broke the rules and apologize to anyone who was hurt- or you can deny everything and lawyer up.
This is what Jason George Chase and Alicia Elizabeth Lander did when they were allegedly caught having sex on an Air Canada flight from Toronto to Halifax. The pair was accused of committing an indecent act in public and assaulting the arresting officer. Kinky!
Lawyers for the frisky Canadians pleaded not guilty on behalf of their clients, who were not present at the time.
Much like another case we read about involving two mile high club members flying into Las Vegas, one of the defendants was married and his wife was reportedly waiting for him at the terminal when his flight landed. He probably hand some ‘splaining to do.
Details about the case weren’t released by the Royal Canadian Mounted Police although they did say it wasn’t actual intercourse. Unlike Bill Clinton, however, if it’s good enough to get you arrested I’ll go ahead and call it sex.
Personally I’ve never seen the appeal of having sex while flying. I don’t have any kind of anxiety or problem with flying, but I don’t exactly consider it a good time either. Once the door shuts and the fart smell starts wafting through the cabin while everyone coughs and talks about their boring job, I’d rather be sucking on a tiny bottle of whiskey than try to fuck someone.
Still, a lot of people like to socialize while flying and drinks at the bar can turn to flirting at the terminal and blow jobs on the plane. It might not be my bag but others seem to like it- just remember the most important part of joining the mile high is not getting caught.
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