First date food was always tricky for me. I’m a fan of burgers because it’s kind of an in and out type of a meal. There aren’t usually appetizers or anything holding you back from the end game…some people need to be wined and dined with fancy dinners, but that was never me.
On our first date, my wife and I went shopping for old school video games. We stopped at the sushi place next door to the shop and had really terrible service. The waitress literally ignored us for half the time and then glared at us when we asked for the check. It was crazy. I was totally turned on at the end of everything, but it was more about my wife’s sparkling personality rather than the food we were consuming.
We didn’t fuck that night though. She held out for date number 4.
The New York Post recently ran an article about foods that are aphrodisiacs and the top answer is really going to surprise you.
Chicken parm happens to be the biggest aphrodisiac in NYC right now.
That’s right.
Breaded chicken, smothered in sauce and all sorts of cheesy goodness is the go to for bedding down babes.
As the author of The Cut article linked below says…I’m going to have to respectfully disagree. There are plenty of different small plates of food that I would rather consume before sex. Chicken parm makes me feel…heavier. Like I want to take a nap. It doesn’t make me horned up or ready for a night long session of belly jiggling pounding.
I’m a fan of oranges and whiskey before sex. Old Fashions are my drink of choice in most arenas, but if I’m planning on getting laid, they slide down my throat like water. I get that the orange is just a garnish, but there’s something about the way that the citrus tastes when it hits my lips that totally turns me on.
How about you, my Peepz? Do you have a go-to food that you like to munch on before sex? Let me know in the comments below or slide into my DMs on twitter.
Source: The Cut
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