In today’s society, we don’t really consider masturbation that big of a deal. I mean sure, there’s unnecessary shame attached to the activity in some circles, but as far as sinning goes, masturbation is way better than things like murder.
Back in the days where Dr. John Harvey Kellogg (yes, that Kellogg) ruled the roost, things were different. The good doctor was super anti-sex.
He thought that sex clogged up your brain with thoughts that were impure and he only wanted the smarts up in there. He claimed to have never participated in any kind of masturbation in his life. The craziest thing to me was the fact that he never consummated his marriage.
Kellogg believed that all the tasty food that people eat was what contributed to carnal desires. The plainer your food, the less you want sex…probably because bland food sucks all of the life out of your soul.
Kellogg’s Corn Flakes is just about as bland as a cereal can get. He came up with the idea while he was working at Battle Creek Sanitarium in Michigan. He was the superintendent and his brother, John, was the bookkeeper. John thought that the flakes should have some sugar added to them, in order to actually be sold to the public. Dr. John was like, no mas, sugar is the devil’s work.
Honestly, when it comes to cereal, I’m a fan of the boxes that have very little sugar. There is obviously zero correlation between my love of boring cereals and the fact that I masturbate obsessively. Sugar doesn’t make you horny, being human makes you horny. Stamping down your sex drive can either be a blessing or a curse, but attempting to scientifically deny that it exists for every single person is a joke.
Your sex drive shouldn’t be defined by your breakfast. I’m going to emphatically state that you also shouldn’t deny yourself sex because you think it’s evil. All things in moderation…especially pleasure and cereal.
Did you Peepz know about Dr. Kellogg and his crazy thoughts on sexuality? I was totally floored. Chat me up about the sex myths you obsessed over before you knew better. You can either leave me a comment below or slide into my twitter DMs for some one on one convo.
Source: Mentalfloss
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