What is the shortest amount of time that you have known a person before fucking them? I’ve been thinking about that question for awhile, and I think that my record is 15 minutes.
It was New Year’s Eve and I was at a bar with the girls I was sharing an apartment with. I went outside to smoke a cigarette (yes, this happened that long ago) and called up one of the guys that I was seeing. The guy I was on the phone with was pissed off that I was drunk and out without him so he picked a fight with me. I’m pretty sure I announced to him that I was going to go fuck some guy at the bar before I hung up on him. There was another guy prowling around outside smoking so he swooped in and saw his chance to get his rocks off.
It was fun. The only thing that rubbed me the wrong way was that the guy with the jeep whose cum was down my throat actually had a girlfriend inside the bar. Whatever though. It wouldn’t be the first time I fucked a guy that was otherwise involved.
A couple in Russia met in the airport and realized that they were taking the same flight. Romance and impulse got the best of them and they decided to create their own in flight entertainment. The people sitting around them started filming the encounter and informed the flight attendants that there was an issue. From the looks of it, the guy was probably drunk.
Listen, I’m all for joining the mile high club and getting down and dirty with people you just met. Being discrete is key to that though. You can’t just pull your dick out in the middle of a plane and let some woman jerk you off. People are going to complain about that…and that’s how you get arrested. Find a bathroom, or even a blanket, to tide you over until you figure out a way to get horizontal.
Have any of you Peepz ever had sex on a plane? Let me know in the comments below or slide into my DMs on twitter.
Source: The Sun
Image: Lily Lovely in Tits on a Plane by Brazzers
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