New Year, new you, my Peepz! I feel like 2019 was a year of change and growth in my world. I lost some important pillars in my life, I started a few new adventures…and I partially left my own happiness at the wayside so that I could focus on getting my money straight. Maybe I say this every year, but I think that 2020 is going to be all about rediscovering what makes me happy.
Amanda Palmer wrote a song a few years back called, “Do You Swear to Tell the Truth,” and one of the verses is really resonating with me right now. She sings:
When I was 17 I was a blowjob queen
Picking up tips from the masters
I was so busy perfecting my art I was clueless to what they were after
Now I’m still a blowjob queen, far more selectively
I don’t make love now to make people love me
But I don’t mind sharing my gift with the planet
We’re all gonna die and a blowjob’s fantastic
And, I mean….she’s right. You do have to be careful when you’re sucking dick though…because sometimes accidents happen.
The Visual Journal of Medicine recently posted an article written by Marc Zosky, an assistant professor of emergency medicine at University of Arizona College of Medicine. The case involved a man in his late 40s who had been bitten on the tip of his penis by his lover 5 days prior to him going to the emergency room. The wound was severely infected and some of the tissue had turned black.
Know what that means?
That means that this guy had dead and festering skin tissue on the tip of his dick and he waited 5 days to go to the doctor.
I can warn you a million times, Peepz, but for real…if you want to see a picture of this wound, you can CLICK HERE but if you do not want to see it, DO NOT CLICK.
I have gone to the emergency room a few times due to sex related injuries. Is it embarrassing? I mean, sure…I guess…but at some point you have to suck it up and take care of business so that your dick doesn’t fall off. Don’t wait 5 days. If you’re not feeling up to par after 5 hours, I’d say head over to your local Urgent Care or Emergency Room.
Let’s make 2020 the year that we take better care of ourselves and don’t let our dicks fall off…unless they are actually detachable, like mine is. Deal? Deal.
Source: Gizmodo
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