I’ve kept fish as pets for most of my life. My mom bought me a fairly large aquarium when I was four and I’ve been obsessed every since. Every night, I fall asleep to the sound of the filter running in the tank. It’s probably my favorite way to relax, other than masturbation, of course.
My wife and I pride ourselves on our fish names. First we had Lionel Fishie, then Leonard Fishburn and now we have Greg Louganis. Lionel and Greg were both betas, but Leonard was a massive African Cichlid that we inherited from our neighbors when they moved. He was a mean mother fucker, who prowled around his 55 gallon tank waiting for someone to come close. When you breezed past, he would smash his face up against the glass and chomp like he was a piranha.
Cichlids are interesting creatures and scientists have discovered something interesting about their sex lives.
Let’s say you’re a Cichlid and you’re swimming in the murky water of the river. You’re eyes aren’t so great, but you’re feeling kind of horny…I liken this situation to beer goggles. You’re swimming along looking for a nice piece of ass and you see the tail end of the perfect fishy one night stand. You do the do that nature tells you to do and you swim off into the sunset.
When the baby fish come around…they’re not exactly what you were looking for. Turns out that the fish that you did the nasty with was a different breed…so you’ve created an entirely new species of fish!
Scientists have discovered over 40 new types of cichlid species in Lake Mweru, which is off of the Congo River. How crazy is that? Fish are just banging all sort of different types of fish and creating entirely new species because they can’t contain their hormones.
These aren’t cichlids, but it’s still hilarious.
That’s basically what I look like on Saturday mornings.
Source: Fox News
Image: Julez Ventura in Fishing for Julez by Brazzers
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