When you’re a rich white lady who has no cares in the world, you can start making shit up and people sheep will follow you everywhere. Not only that, but they will start throwing money at you with senseless abandon. Such is the case with Gwyneth Paltrow and her lifestyle company, Goop.
When she was collaborating with fragrance company Heretic to make a candle, she got excited about one of the scents saying that it smells like her vagina. Of course they jumped on the tag line and produced it quick and in a hurry.
I take issue with a lot of what Gwyneth preaches. Sometimes she pushes “vagina health” tips that aren’t healthy at all. Like washing lady bits with soap and whatnot. Perhaps that’s why her puss supposedly smells like that? I’m not at liberty to say…but I do know that my vag, as well as my wife’s, smells like pussy. It’s a musky smell that I don’t really think SHOULD be replicated, because it’s so special.
From the Goop website, the $75 candle is described as:
With a funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected scent, this candle is made with geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed to put us in mind of fantasy, seduction, and a sophisticated warmth.
I mean, that’s all well and good. I’d sniff it if I had an extra $75 plus shipping to toss away on 12 hours of a pleasant scent. Actually, that’s completely a fib. I don’t think I’d every give Gwyneth any of my money. She’s got enough of it already.
Good on Goop for getting the word, “Vagina,” into headlines. I’m into that kind of sexual body positivity. Paying $75 for a luxury candle that is supposed to smell like Gwyneth’s pussy? I’m not buying in.
Source: Paper Magazine
Image: Sofi Ryan in Cumming by Candlelight by Brazzers
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