Fap Along With Harlot: Sexy Star Wars

Porn parodies can be fucking hilarious. While it isn’t necessarily my go-to genre for solo masturbation time, my wife will watch a few a month for their entertainment value. Re-inventing the stories that Hollywood feeds us into adult films is an art, and the greatest form of fanfic, IMO.

There’s a battle in my house between Star Wars (that’s me) and Star Trek (that’s my wife). While both have their merits, I love the battles and the effects, while she’s more interested in the story lines. I’ll watch all of it, it’s totally fine, but there’s something magical about the Return of the Jedi that just does it for me every single time.

To celebrate my vacation being over tomorrow, and the fact that I binged so much Star Wars over the past two weeks, I’ve pulled together five clips with some sexy stuff happening in the stars. Are you Peepz ready? Get your jizz prepped and ready to fly!

I wanted to start out with some classic fantasies….but let’s also pretend that we don’t know that Darth Vadar is actually Leia’s dad…OK? Nothing says, “Give me that pussy,” like keeping your helmet on while you’re getting some dome.

Pornhub Amateur Becky Whyte gets plowed from behind. She uses the force to get her hands on a light saber and doesn’t waste any time bending over so that she can get a little taste of the dark side.

Leia always has my heart. It’s an epic strong woman finding her way through the world fantasy…and for some reason, when it comes to adult films, it usually ends with her sucking Darth’s dick. I’m going to run with it because there’s anal up in this one. Gonzo style anal, at that.

When porno studios go all out on costuming and special effects, I’m going to pay attention. This Digital Playground clip is from a movie that I own on DVD…and I own it because I rented it way too many times to not justify buying it. Freaky aliens getting crazy in the club? Where do I sign up?

Last, but certainly not least, is Skin Diamond teaching Penny Pax a thing or two about how to use the force to orgasm. Does that make it a forced orgasm? I’m going to say yes. Thigh-high leather boots have me begging for more full body shots…but this clip is perfection otherwise.

That’s all for this week, Peepz! Don’t forget to clean up after yourself…no one likes cumstains on their fuck socks. If you’d like a Fap Along of your very own, hit me up in the comments below or slide into my DMs on twitter.

Image: Abby Cross in Star Whores by Brazzers

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