Two of my pervert friends bought some socks and slippers from me back in May. I was holding onto the Amazon gift cards but decided that I wanted to splurge on myself and get something super fun. My bedroom now contains a yoga trapeze.
I’ve been doing yoga on and off for a few years and I find it incredibly relaxing and rewarding. After a session, I love how much energy I can feel flowing around my body. The yoga trapeze is going to help me really launch my practice to the next level.
I (completely for real) didn’t even realize all of the sexual implications that having a yoga trapeze in my bedroom would provide.
Since some of you may not know what a yoga trapeze is I wanted to provide you with a visual aid. Here is a Pornhub Amateur clip from Ciren Verde to show you all the fun that I’m going to be getting up to as I experiment with this new toy.
So far, my stretching game has been upped like crazy. My hips are opening up and I’m able to spread my thighs wider than I have in years. The best part for me though is probably the inversions.
When I flip myself upside down and all the blood rushes to my head, my entire back cracks from the base of my spine all the way up to my neck. When you’re using the trapeze, your legs and the silk material are actually what hold you up…so zero hands are necessary to keep my body inverted. That is what is going to make sex fun in this thing.
My initial thought is that 69ing is going to be fun again. Can you imagine just standing up in front of your partner, and their genitals are eye level for you to feast on? It’s like a dream come true for me. No more feeling smothered by bodies or worried about not getting enough oxygen! As long as I can figure out a way to keep myself inverted for a lengthy period of time (say…5-7 minutes?) it should be totally doable.
What do you Peepz think about my yoga trapeze? If you had access to one, what would be the first position you’d try out? Let me know in the comments below or slide into my DMs on twitter with your filthy thoughts.
Image: in Aerial Downward Doggie Style by Brazzers
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