What if you walked outside your house on a clear spring day and you suddenly heard moans of pleasure coming from inside every one of the open windows in your neighborhood? What if there was a way to get all of the horny people to cum at the exact same time? I would totally feel slighted for not being let in on the party…and that is exactly what happened on July 4th.
My ex-wife got a package in the mail the other day. It was a regular manilla envelope and there was definitely something slightly long and round inside. It totally felt like a vibrator, so when she got home I started ribbing her.
“Your vibrator arrived,”
“It CAME???”
I was totally fucking around with her and didn’t think that the package was actually a vibrator, but we’re now living in 2020 COVID country, so anything is possible.
She explained to me that she took part in the Great American Orgasm and I was like…what the fuck is that? When did it happen and why didn’t you tell me?
We’re still figuring out the dynamics of our relationship but it’s getting better, I swear…even though she doesn’t bother telling me that there is something called The Great American Orgasm going on.
On July 4, 2020 at exactly 4:20 PM over 4,000 people across the U.S. of A came together at the same time.
I love the idea of this, but hate the fact that I didn’t find out about it until it was too late.
A store called Erotique in Bozeman, Montana decided that July 4th was the perfect day to celebrate sexual pleasure. The started recruiting people on instagram to join in the fun and take a pledge to cum at the exact moment in time together. There doesn’t seem to be any mention of time zones anywhere, so it was actually like a four hour stint of orgasming that started on the East Coast and worked it’s way to the West Coast.
So. Many. Orgasms!
Only 1776 participants were able to snag the limited edition free vibrators and my ex was one of the lucky ones as you can tell from the header image.
While I definitely wasn’t cumming at 4:20 in the afternoon on July 4th, I did have a pretty intense solo session that evening, so I really can’t complain. Free vibrators are hella awesome though. It’ll make a good edition to her collection, I’m sure.
What do you Peepz think about everyone in your country cumming at the same time? Is having a communal orgasm something that you’d be interested in doing or would you rather keep your splooge to yourself? Let me know in the comments below or slide into my DMs on twitter with your thoughts.
Source: The Great American Orgasm
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