Have any of you reached the point in your life where you realized how out of touch you were with the newest hip lingo? Perhaps the fact that I strung the words, “newest, hip and lingo,” together made me seem a bit old…I guess I am.
The Cougar life for me, my Peepz.
Anyway, Ariana Grande came out with a new song and the video is fairly hot. Lyrically, she’s taking a deep dive into her sexual desires and making sure that no one forgets that she’s a sex kitten who is going to be satisfied, even if you use a ball gag on the mouth she uses to create these velvety vocals.
Her newest single off of her Positions album is called 34 + 35. I had no idea what that meant, so I used Ye Olde Internet Machine and discovered that 34+35=69…because the song is about sex…so that makes sense.
I enjoy learning new things as much as the next person, but this little factoid made me feel hella dumb for not knowing it beforehand.
Here’s the video that has me obsessing over Fem Bots this week:
My favorite set of lyrics are:
Baby you might need a seatbelt when I ride it,
Ima leave it open like a door, come inside it,
Even though I’m wifey, you can hit it like a side chick,
I don’t need no side dick, no
I mean…yes. All of that.
The first 17 times I listened to the song, I actually missed the very last thing she says, which is, “That means I want to 69 with you. Math class. Never was good.”
Had I actually listened to that line, I wouldn’t have felt as dumb when I learned about the 34+35 thing. Is this something that most perverse people already knew or is Ariana trying to make it fetch?
What do you Peepz think? Does this song put you in the mood to do a little bit of horizontal naked dancing? Let me know in the comments below or hit me up with that nasty talk over on twitter.
Source: NY Post
Image: Ariana Grande’s Instagram
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