Bella Hadid See-Through Boobs At The Dior Ball In Paris!

I’ve been feeling kinda of meh about Bella Hadid these days, but these pictures of Bella at the Dior Ball in Paris have me firmly in the pro-Bella camp again. SHE LOOKS LIKE A SEXY FAIRY PRINCESS! Whoever created that sheer dress needs an award. The color is perfect for Bella’s Ice Queen look and did I mention the sheer fabric?

I think in some cases I actually prefer the look of sheer fabric over nipply boobs than straight on nude boobs. It makes me feel all naughty and illicit, like I’ve got x-ray vision and I’m not afraid to use it.

The whole outfit only gets better when you realize she’s wearing Dior J’Adore shorts under her dress. The only thing I’m not sure about is the choker. I know chokers are all the rage right now, but this one sits a little too high on Bella’s neck. It reminds me of a short story I read once where some dude’s wife/gf would never remove her choker, a fact that started slowly driving him insane, so one day he made her take it off and then her head fell off.

I’m not suggesting that Bella Hadid is some kind of Frankenstein monster and that her choker is the only thing keeping her head from falling off, but I’ve heard stranger things.

Don’t ask me about the brunette with bangs or the blondes I have no idea who they are.

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Does The Color Of Your Bedroom Affect Your Sex Life?

Everyone wants to improve their sex life, but exercising and eating properly is really hard. If only there was something really easy you could do to increase the amount of sex you have without making any drastic or effort consuming life changes. Travelodge has your back!

A while back, the kingpin of hotels conducted a survey in the United Kingdom to figure out how the color of the bedroom affects one’s life. What they found out is people with caramel colored bedrooms were the most likely to engage in sexual activities while people with red bedrooms were found to be the least likely.

Apparently Travelodge wants to figure out what color to paint their rooms to customer satisfaction. According to interior designer Francis Whitley:

“Room color does influence your mood and set the tone for your living environment. Therefore, it’s important to choose a bedroom décor that will help you relax and induce sleep. [Guests] are no longer happy with everything being the same color.”

They could also be trying to increase the number of vacation babies being born.

Contrary to what porn would have us to believe, bedrooms aren’t just for having sex and bad acting. If you want to sleep more, try painting your bedroom blue.

Should you be one of the few people who sleeps too much then the color purple might help. It’s noted as being tied with the artistic community and is considered to be a color that stimulates creativity and the unconscious mind, resulting in less sleep and more, well, whatever the fuck you do.

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Are Memory Foam Mattresses Ruining Your Sex Life?

I find it impossible to sleep on a memory foam mattress. The impressive amount of body heat I put out is trapped by the material and I wake up a sweaty, dried out man-raisin.

Still, they are some of the most popular mattresses and the most well-known alternative to the century old sack of metal springs and cotton. However, all of that comfort and space-age science comes at a cost.

According to a recently published consumer report, trying to have sex on a memory foam mattress is downright futile.

Never mind that the material breathes as well as a solid brick of polyurethane. The cushioning doesn’t bounce like a traditional mattress and instead cradles your crevasses like a really spongy block of clay. Trying to fuck someone on a memory foam mattress was described as being uncomfortable, difficult, horrible and like being “stuck in quicksand.”

While they offer a sleeping experience many people swear by, 40% of buyers had regrets about purchasing memory foam mattresses because they neglected to consider what it would be like to have sex on one. So, unless you like the idea of having sex on a motionless block of putty that’s slowly trying to swallow you there are far better alternatives.

Hybrid mattresses that offer both memory foam and traditional springs are the most popular, as they cradle you like a baby in its mothers arms while still offering the energy feedback required for intimacy. Sari Eckler Copper, a sex therapist from New York, also pointed out that mattresses like these offer resistance for the knees and feet so the person on the bottom doesn’t get swallowed alive during sex.

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Highlights From The 2017 AVN Winners! Part 2

The AVN Awards are over, which means that we’ve entered the winter lull where everyone is at home recuperating. You’ve got all the pornstars who attended the show recovering from all the travelling and all those hours spend at the convention. Then you’ve got the staff that had to clean up after the biggest party of the year. That’s a lot of tired people!

I should be writing a blog post about how to take the most efficient naps. Instead, here’s a rundown of some of the most coveted wins at the AVN Awards.

Best Supporting Actress: Joanna Angel, Cindy Queen of Hell

I wonder how many people have come on that couch?

Best Drama: The Preacher’s Daughter

Mia Malkova is a fucking dream in this movie.

Best Parody: Suicide Squad XXX: An Axel Braun Parody

The only time Batman and the Joker got along.

Best Star Showcase: Abella

Dat ass.

Best Boy/Girl Sex Scene: Kendra Sunderland, Mick Blue; Natural Beauties

Yup.

Best Girl/Girl Sex Scene: Riley Reid, Reena Sky; Missing: A Lesbian Crime Story

Haha, this is cute/funny. I need to track this scene down. I haven’t seen it yet and it looks good.

Best Anal Sex Scene: Megan Rain, Manuel Ferrara; Anal Models

Manuel Ferrara is looking good. So’s Megan Rain, I guess.

Best Oral Sex Scene: Adriana Chechik, Adriana Chechik: The Ultimate Slut

Adriana Chechik gets DESTROYED in this. I mean, DESTROYED. I’m surprised she still has functioning genitals.

 

Fan Award: Favorite Female Porn Star: Riley Reid

Riley Reid photographs really well.

Fan Award: Favorite Cam Girl: Kati3kat

That giant vibe is kind of hilarious.

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Highlights From The 2017 AVN Winners! Part 1

Do you Peepz care about the AVN Awards? I didn’t used to, but through the years as I’ve done these posts I can’t help but want to see the features that win multiple awards. This year’s movie to see is definitely The Preacher’s Daughter and I can understand why. Every still I see is a goddamn miracle, especially the ones that focus on Mia Malkova and Xander Corvus. Mia plays the not-so-innocent preacher’s daughter to perfection. The casting in this one was genius. Pure fucking genius. I’ve got to get my hands on it!

Movie of the Year: Suicide Squad XXX: An Axel Braun Parody

I haven’t seen Suicide Squad or Suicide Squad XXX: An Axel Braun Parody and I don’t know if I’m going to bother.

Female Performer of the Year: Adriana Chechik

Looks like Adriana Lima. Hence the name choice.

Male Performer of the Year: Mick Blue

Lucky guy. Have you seen his wife?

Best New Starlet: Holly Hendrix

This is a surprise. I really thought Lana Rhoades or Kimmy Granger would win. Time to Google Holly Hendrix and find out more.

Transsexual Performer of the Year: Aubrey Kate

Those boobs.

 

BBW Performer of the Year: Angel DeLuca

I don’t like bellybutton piercings, but I’ll forgive her this trespass.

All-Girl Performer of the Year: Jenna Sativa

YES!

Best Actor: Xander Corvus, The Preacher’s Daughter

Look at the way Mia is looking at Xander! Swoon.

Best Actress: Kleio Valentien, Suicide Squad XXX: An Axel Braun Parody

Tommy Pistol makes a good Joker. Oh and Kleio is pretty good too, but we already knew that when she was cast as Harley Quinn in Batman v Superman XXX  last year.

Director of the Year: Greg Lansky

Is that his wife?

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The Glitoris is a Myth No More

Sometimes, separating the art from the artist is difficult. One flows into the other, and somehow the creation becomes an extension of the creator. That’s how I feel about Amanda Palmer. She’s a musician, a writer, and all-around wide open person who loves to live through her creations. She also happens to be married to my favorite author, Neil Gaiman, who I loved before they even knew of each other.

Amanda lives out loud and speaks her mind on basically everything. She is often unapologetic, but in the same breath, she is able to feel for her fans because she embraces her sadness and anger and channels it into her art. Here is Amanda’s video for her song, “Do It With a Rockstar,” where she gets to snog with Stoya.

Amanda Palmer & The Grand Theft Orchestra “Do It With a Rockstar” (FULL UNCENSORED – NSFW) from Amanda Palmer on Vimeo.

I wasn’t Amanda’s only fan who read the Buzzfeed article (linked as a source below) about a sculpture called The Glitoris who thought of Amanda. She has always been a feminist who is all about body positivity, and getting the word out with as much gusto as possible.

Australian artist Alli Sebastian Wolf has created an anotomically correct, glittery gold clitoris that is about half the size of a human being. Amanda happens to be on tour (and writing a new album, hooray!) in Australia at the moment, so when she started talking about her love of the idea behind the Glioris, the artist took note and showed up at her gig at the Sydney Opera House in full glamor gear, ready to psych up the crowd and educate everyone on the actual size and shape of the organ that most only know as a love button.

The Glitoris ended up on stage and Amanda, along with her husband (fangirl squeeeeeeee), took some pictures after the whole affair.

Amanda explained how the Glitoris ended up on stage in a Facebook post from January 22nd:

Sexual education is super important. Knowing the in’s and out’s of the anatomy of your partner is so fucking important. I showed the Glitoris to a few of my friends who had zero idea that this was what a clit actually looked like. As much as I was excited to be the one to explain to them how there are thousands of nerve endings all over the clitoris, I was kind of shocked that they didn’t already know. Why should dicks be the only sexual organ with tons of pleasure points? Give me all the satisfaction I can stand until I’m begging you to stop. Study up on the female anatomy, Peepz. If you have questions, ask them!

Image: Sydney Opera House Twitter

Source: Buzzfeed

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Fap Along With Harlot: Under Construction

I come from a working class, blue collar family. My dad worked with cars, my uncles worked as electricians and a few of my cousins were in construction. It takes a strong set of hands to do such labor intensive work for a living. Yeah, you may get to retire earlier than sitting behind a desk, but your body is going to be getting a workout every single day that your alarm clock goes off.

I spent a few hours with my cousins this weekend and they were showing off their battle scars from random mishaps while they were on the job. When I got home, I got to thinking about what kind of porno is out there involving working men. Of course there was a fuck ton, but I’ve pulled together a few clips for us to enjoy together.

You Peepz ready to Fap Along with me?

The music is loud and the pussy is tight at this construction themed Drunken Sex Orgy. Hard hats and hard cocks are all over the place and you’ll have a difficult time figuring out which part of your screen you want to focus your attention on.

I’ve never been turned on by construction sites, but after watching this next clip I think that may change. A sexy Latina and her fuck buddy slip inside for a bit of oral fun. One thing leads to another and suddenly she’s getting butt fucked on the filthy floor.

Nicole Aniston chases down her man and then gets her muff munched on the rooftop of an office building. It doesn’t take long for her to be bending over backwards for some cock in her pussy.

Super sexy Gigi Allens is a teacher who gets bent over her desk by a construction worker who knows all the sweet spots. She’s a dirty talking champ, that’s for sure.

This last one is my fantasy come true. An all-female construction site starts catcalling a business man, but when Zoey Holiday starts running her mouth, the business man is ready to fill it up with his cock.

That’s all for this week, Peepz. I hope you’re feeling drained and energized.

Hit me up in the comments below if you’d like a Fap Along of your very own.

Image: Tory Lane in Fucking the Crew by Brazzers

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Another Headline I Never Thought I’d See

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Sex News: Celebrity Affairs, OhRoma VR Mask, Paying For Sex

I went to a university conference the other day about sexual assault and at one point the speaker started pulling porn stats – you know the ones where the Internet is something like 96% porn and that porn is 93% violent against women or something like that, I don’t remember the exact numbers – and I started feeling guilty.

Guilty that my job somehow contributes to violence against women, but then the speaker continued on to say that porn is bad because there’s no counterpoint, there’s no intimacy in porn… and then I remembered: Wait a fucking minute, you clearly haven’t spent a lot of time watching porn, because there’s feminist porn, there’s intimate porn, there’s married porn, there’s all sorts of freaking porn.

The counterpoint is there! I wanted to tell the speaker all this, but unfortunately there was no talk back.

• All Your Favorite Writers and Artists Were Constantly Fucking (Vice)

The Art of the Affair: An Illustrated History of Love, Sex, and Artistic Influence, a new short book written by novelist Catherine Lacey and illustrated by artist Forsyth Harmon, encourages the impulse toward this nostalgia. In it, Lacey and Harmon compile “an illustrated history of love, sex, and artistic influence” into neat snippets about the connections shared among a smattering of 20th-century artists, writers, musicians, and the like. There are the usual suspects—Picasso, Hemingway, Frida Kahlo, Anaïs Nin, Henry Miller—as well as lesser-known figures like Romaine Brooks, Léonard Tsuguharu Foujita, and Beauford Delaney, all of whom Lacey says she only discovered while researching the book. (Notably absent are the Bloomsbury Group and Virginia Woolf, whose love letters with Vita Sackville-West are just as much fodder for wistful literary history blog posts as the stories of Miller and Nin or de Beauvoir and Jean-Paul Sartre.)

And this comes as a surprise to absolutely no one.

Although, I find it kind of hilarious that Basquiat made Madonna give back the paintings he had given her and painted them black. You know that relationship didn’t go well.

• The OhRoma VR Mask Is Out To Scent Your Porn (Refinery29)

CamSoda developed the OhRoma and told CNET that the mask is compatible with the two most popular VR headsets, the Oculus Rift and the HTC Vive. To use the OhRoma, you just insert a few cartridges — the mask holds up to three at a time — and control the scent via Bluetooth tech and a phone app. Imagine the scent of freshly baked Funfetti cake when you pull up your sploshing vids. Maybe you’re into the smell of perfume and power suits when you’re opting for some ’90s throwback Color Me Badd-inspired porn. CamSoda claims that the available scents are “proven to excite, arouse and, ultimately, climax.” What’s on the menu? Body odor, panties, the vague “fragrances,” and a slew of other options. With 30 in total, you can scent just about every situation and give your porn that extra layer of realism.

A virtual reality porn mask with an aroma function? What could possibly go wrong?

• I Have Cerebral Palsy and I’m Happy to Pay for Sex (Vice)

Despite the fact that I am emotionally—as well as physically—quite vulnerable and that my surrogate and I have a connection, I try not to let my emotions cloud my view on reality. These intimate sessions simulate an experience, but I know they aren’t the “real thing,” so to speak. The sex surrogate is very professional and makes me feel special in the few hours I am in her company, but it is important for me to guard my feelings, to keep from getting too close. Always I have to bring myself back to reality and see things for what they are: I am her client and she is providing a paid service.

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Still, I have no regrets about my decision to hire a sex surrogate. It’s not for everyone, but seeing a sex surrogate has helped to boost my confidence and given me an avenue to explore my sexuality in a safe space, to become more comfortable in my own skin, and to practice for when it does matter. If you are thinking of a sexual surrogacy service, I recommend that you don’t just rush into it. Instead, inform yourself by doing your own research and make a decision based on your own personal comfort level. It will be worth the wait, I promise.

Interesting read. Still not sure how hiring a sex surrogate differs from hiring an escort? For the record, I don’t see anything wrong with either.

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Last Week On Insta: Bella Thorne, Amy Hood, & More +++

Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Samantha Bentley (2015)

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