Sex News: Pornstar Smugglers, Fat People Sexuality, & What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year

• Canadian porn star, 28, ‘will plead guilty to smuggling $31MILLION worth of cocaine into Australia on a cruise ship’ (Daily Mail)

A Canadian porn model will plead guilty to smuggling $31million worth of cocaine into Australia on a cruise ship.

Isabelle Lagace, 28, faced Central Local Court in Sydney on Friday afternoon where her lawyer Louis Ialenti said she would plead guilty.

Lagace, originally from Quebec, is accused of allegedly smuggling 95 kilograms of cocaine into Sydney on the Sea Princess cruise ship in September.

I’m not pro cocaine or anything, but I find it kind of ridiculous that someone will potentially spend the rest of their life in jail just for smuggling a little bit of cocaine.

It feels like a huge fucking waste.

• Can We Let Fat People Own Their Sexuality Already? (Ravishly)

It is exceedingly difficult to come to terms with your own sexual identity, in any respect. While sexual exploration is by no means the taboo it used to be, it’s still considered “alternative” by a huge portion of the population. We view it as something for those who “fit outside the norm” of monogamous heterosexual relationships.

In the face of this, owning one’s sexual identity is among the purest and most powerful forms of personal liberation. In reality, the only “norm” we should be putting forth is the right for each individual to define their own tastes and boundaries, in order to properly and comfortably carve out their place in the world.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

• What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? (Adequate Man)

Rectum

• “USING A VIBRATOR LAST NIGHT, THOUGHT WAS INSERTING IN VAGINA, INTERRUPTED BY MOM & SAT UP QUICKLY, INSERTED IN RECTUM, CAN’T REMOVE”
• WINE CORK WRAPPED IN PAPER TOWELS, ELECTRICAL TAPE & A CONDOM
• 10 BROKEN CRAYONS
• FLASHLIGHT
• “PER WIFE PATIENT SAT DOWN ON A SCREWDRIVER AND IT WENT UP HIS RECTUM”
• 2 DILDOS
• “PUT A PENCIL UP RECTUM TO MAKE BOWEL MOVEMENT TO GET GAUZE PATIENT SWALLOWED TO COME OUT”
• PLASTIC MELATONIN BOTTLE
• POSSIBLE SHOT GLASS
• “RECTAL FISSURE MASTURBATING FOR HER BOYFRIEND USING A HAIRBRUSH IN HER RECTUM YESTERDAY”
• NAIL CUTICLE TOOL
• EGG TIMER
• CURTAIN ROD
• “ICE PICK IN RECTUM TO PUSH HEMORRHOIDS BACK IN”
• HANDLE OF A TOILET BOWL BRUSH
• HAMMER
• NUT AND BOLT
• “SMILEY HAND TOY FROM VENDING MACHINE, MOM NOTED A RUBBER HAND PROTRUDING FROM RECTUM”
• BINGO DAUBER
• BINGO CHIP
• DECORATIVE PUMPKIN
• BOWLING PIN
• “SHOESHINE CONTAINER ALLEGEDLY INTOXICATED DID NOT KNOW GF INSERTED OBJECT”
• TUB DRAIN CAP
• WIFE’S SIX INCH VIBRATOR
• BROOM HANDLE
• BASEBALL
• SALT SHAKER
• “MALE USING PLASTIC SEX TOY(VIBRATOR) THAT BROKE OFF IN RECTUM BUT LEFT WITHOUT TREATMENT”

Ouch!

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