I had some quality BFF time over the weekend. We ate some Thai food and talked about our respective recent perverse activities. I was on my way home when he sent me a text that read, “I know you’re not going to want to click this link, but please click this link.”
He knows I’ll always bite when he puts it like that.
So I clicked the link that read, “Fifty Shades Of Chicken” dot com.
Heavy breathing ensues as I watch a video of a chicken being expertly spatchcocked by a masculine set of hands. Sexy food stuff is kind of my favorite.
P.S. Spatchcocking is really just splitting open a chicken so that it grills evenly. I don’t even necessarily enjoy chicken cooked that way but it sounds dirty and is therefore my favorite way to talk about preparing chicken.
To make things in my pants even more moist (I honestly didn’t think it was possible), while I’m clicking through the YouTube clips, the trailer for the book itself seems to be narrated by Sir Patrick Stewart?!?!?!
I’m having a hard time confirming that it actually is him and not an impersonator, but in my mind, it’s like he’s reading me a dirty bed time story.
Give a listen:
Are you Peepz planning anything special for Valentine’s Day this year? That new Fifty Shades flick is coming out…Some spatchcocking and a movie, perhaps? Hit me up in the comments if you like planning things ahead and already have a plan of action for Love Day 2017.
You can pick up a copy of Fifty Shades of Chicken on their website or on major Online book retailers.
Source: Fifty Shades of Chicken
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