Do you Peepz care about the AVN Awards? I didn’t used to, but through the years as I’ve done these posts I can’t help but want to see the features that win multiple awards. This year’s movie to see is definitely The Preacher’s Daughter and I can understand why. Every still I see is a goddamn miracle, especially the ones that focus on Mia Malkova and Xander Corvus. Mia plays the not-so-innocent preacher’s daughter to perfection. The casting in this one was genius. Pure fucking genius. I’ve got to get my hands on it!
Movie of the Year: Suicide Squad XXX: An Axel Braun Parody
I haven’t seen Suicide Squad or Suicide Squad XXX: An Axel Braun Parody and I don’t know if I’m going to bother.
Female Performer of the Year: Adriana Chechik
Looks like Adriana Lima. Hence the name choice.
Male Performer of the Year: Mick Blue
Lucky guy. Have you seen his wife?
Best New Starlet: Holly Hendrix
This is a surprise. I really thought Lana Rhoades or Kimmy Granger would win. Time to Google Holly Hendrix and find out more.
Transsexual Performer of the Year: Aubrey Kate
Those boobs.
BBW Performer of the Year: Angel DeLuca
I don’t like bellybutton piercings, but I’ll forgive her this trespass.
All-Girl Performer of the Year: Jenna Sativa
YES!
Best Actor: Xander Corvus, The Preacher’s Daughter
Look at the way Mia is looking at Xander! Swoon.
Best Actress: Kleio Valentien, Suicide Squad XXX: An Axel Braun Parody
Tommy Pistol makes a good Joker. Oh and Kleio is pretty good too, but we already knew that when she was cast as Harley Quinn in Batman v Superman XXX last year.
Director of the Year: Greg Lansky
Is that his wife?
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