SexyMature +18: Here’s A Calendar Of Naked Women Posing With Carp

Thursday, January 12, 2017

Here’s A Calendar Of Naked Women Posing With Carp

There’s a calendar of naked-ish women posing with carp, because why not. Yes, carp. As in, the fish. Yup, that’s right. The fish.

I’m not a stranger to carp. In university I knew a guy studying to be an engineer whose nickname was Carp. Don’t ask me why that was his nickname, I never asked. Hopefully, it had nothing to do with him being big and slimy.

Also, also, I’m no stranger to fish due to my Dad being a pretty hardcore fisherman. That is to say I’ve seen a carp or two in my day. What I’ve never seen, however, is a calendar of a bunch of scantily clad women posing next to very large carps.

I have no idea why someone would want such a thing, but the people behind the erotic Carponizer Carl Calendar are pretty stoked about it:

The erotic Carponizer Carp Calendar 2017 is definitely one of the most extraordinary ideas to present this magnificent fish in an attractive setting. Carponizer has also succeeded this year, every month of the year with courage to create the extraordinary. Twelve magnificent carp will be presented in 2017 with no less attractive women according to the theme. To achieve this impressive result, twelve capitale carp were trapped with great caution in the first step. During the shoot, two competent caretakers were responsible for the well-being of the scaly main actors. Of course, it was also taken care that the magical human models felt as comfortable as possible in the wet element and on the dry. The convincing end result of the shoot consists of twelve impressive and always worth seeing picture motifs for the Carponizer carp calendar 2017. The calendar is a real “must have” for every passionate angler and fish lover. The erotic moments are set aesthetically and artistically in the carp calendar 2017 and give not only the angler tent a special charm. The individual motifs are just as perfect as a purposeful wall decoration. Whether you choose it yourself or as a tasteful gift: the Carponizer Carp Calendar 2017 does not just make men’s hearts beat faster. High-quality recordings deserve an at least as noble frame. For this reason, the Carponizer carp calendar 2017 was printed on top-quality offset printing paper. A spiral binding ensures the visually attractive connection of the 30 x 45 centimeter large motif leaves. Now bigger than 30 x 45 cm. Packed in a blister pack. Unique in the quality of the recordings and the print. No comparison to the other available calendars !!

Surprisingly, the fish are alive. Why else would the carp need caretakers? Wait, are they alive? I don’t think that’s possible. Fish tend to flop and want to get the hell away from you. Were the fish drugged so they would behave in front of the camera? Were these tame carp? Where they dead and the reason they needed caretakers is for sanitary reasons?

So many questions, so little answers.

All I know is that after having my heart broken one too many times my heart was a dried up husk, but looking at picture number two where the model is lovingly looking at a carp while stroking its back has made me believe in love again.

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