Anastasiya Scheglova has cured all the cancer with her magnificent tits, even breast cancer. I know, I know, that’s a pretty grand statement, but I’m pretty sure cancer is caused by anger and all other sorts of negative emotions. And that’s a FACT. Okay, maybe not a fact, but rather a half-baked idea. Okay, maybe not a half-baked idea, but rather filler for this post.
So, right, cancer! Cancer is caused by repressed negative emotions and there’s no way you can hold on to all that repressed negativity when you look upon Anastasiya’s tits. There’s just no way. All that anger, resentment, and bitterness just evaporates. Her nipples are basically negativity seeking missiles. Ppptttsshhhhewwwwww. (That’s what a missile sounds like.)
And once all the negativity evaporates say bye-bye to cancer. FACT.
I’ve encountered cancer curing boobs once before. I was playing truth or dare with a couple of my friends (it was a simpler time) and I dared one of my friends to step outside on the balcony, flash her boobs, and press her tits against the window on the door. It was a magical moment that I will cherish forever.
Also, it was a moment that made me realize that large boobs can indeed be super perky and round even au naturel. I forgot that lesson after a few years of working at Peeperz. I’ve seen so many fake boobs over the years, big fake Barbie boobs and fake boobs so subtle it’s impossible to tell what’s real and what’s fake anymore.
I give up trying to figure it all out and I’m just accepting the fact that all boobs are great! Especially these ones.
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