Caroline Vreeland‘s boobs are real, right? I really hope so, because I want to go on living in a world where such perfection can exist without the intervention of a plastic surgeon. I see so many fake boobs during the course of a normal work day that I don’t know what real boobs look like anymore unless they’re small and/or saggy.
If I see tits that are naturally big and round my first thought is always “Boob Job!,” because fake boobs are so damn prevalent these days that I just assume they’re EVERYWHERE.
It’s like Invasion of the Body Snatchers, but with fake tits. I think this would be a great movie. I mean, if movies like Killer Condom, and Attack of the Killer Tomatoes! can get greenlit, why not movies about sentient breast implants that try to take over the world.
I’m pretty sure that’s what all those paps are doing hiding in bushes with their cameras. They’re definitely lying in wait to catch a glimpse of the breast implant uprising first hand. Creepy photographers are clearly unsung heroes. We’re constantly shitting on paparazzi and to think that all this time they’ve been trying to prevent the breast apocalypse.
Fingers crossed that Caroline’s boobs are real, I wouldn’t want her to fall victim to a species of small blob aliens. Beware the blob, it eats you alive!
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