One of my ultimate, completely unattainable goals is to get paid for sleeping and having sex. In my fantasy, I still have a day job and everything, but it’s a part time, low stress type of a situation to keep me busy. Sleeping and fucking would pay my bills.
A company called Sleep Standards is making that dream come true for 5 lucky couples and if I wasn’t in the living situation I am presently in, I would definitely be applying for one of those spots.
Every good scientific discovery comes along with plenty of research and experimentation. Sleep Standards is on the hunt for the best mattress for sex and, in order to do that, they need some willing participants to help out with their research. Science!
Here’s the run down.
Sleep Standards is accepting applications from couples all over the United States. You have to be 18-years-old in order to participate and in a relationship. They ask a lot about your online presence on the application, so I’m guessing that they may want someone who will cross-promote their brand for a bit of free exposure.
No shame in that at all, I think.
The five couples selected will be sent one mattress a week for eight weeks. Every time a new mattress is delivered, the old one will be taken away. At the end of the eight weeks, as long as the couples have performed whatever tasks are asked of them, they will receive one free mattress of their choosing as well as $3,000 cash. They will be asked to score each one of the mattresses based on the following criteria:
- Bounciness
- Noise
- Firmness
- Edge Support
- Comfort
- Cooling
- Overall Score
I’ve fucked on a lot of different mattresses in my day and I can tell you that some are definitely better than others. You definitely want some bounce to help along with the momentum of the motion the bodies involved are creating. At the same point though, you don’t want a bed that is too bouncy because that just leads to crazy motion sickness. Mattresses that have a cooling aspect to them would probably be amazing. I’d love to be flat on my back without feeling all sweaty and shit.
Some of my masturbation sessions are acrobatic enough to be valid for testing out sex mattresses, but I get why they want an actual couple to be in the mix.
Would you be interested in getting to try out a bunch of free mattresses with your partner? You have until September 15, 2020 to apply, Peepz. Fill out that form and give it a shot!
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