Three Types of Sex

When I fuck, I only have two types of sex. I’m not talking about vaginal, anal and oral, my perverse Peepz. While those are three specific sex acts, according to Psychology Today, the types of sex are procreative, relational, and recreational.

I have zero interest in banging for procreative purposes. There are millions of people out there who want to make babies…and sex one way that they can make that happen. Procreational sex is biblical. In every religion there is some kind of statute that explains how and why you should be banging your partner. In most cases, you should be married…though happiness and a stable breeding environment is not often mentioned. Can you have kids out of wedlock? Of course you fucking can…but when it comes to religion they would prefer that you don’t.

Religion and sex can be very tempermental with each other. That’s why I don’t fuck around with one of those two things as a general rule.

Let’s talk about relational sex next.

So relational sex obviously happens within a relationship. In the broader definition, that relationship is a marriage. I call bullox on that. Whether your relational sex is happening in a polyamorous or monogamous atmosphere, it’s still relational. You are with someone that you care about. The sexual activities you take part in together can sometimes be a direct expression of the passion that you share together.

If you’re not into making babies and you’re in a penis/vagina type of a relationship, family planning and safer sex practices may come into play at this point. Are you using condoms or birth control of some sort to avoid accidentally having procreational sex? Are you pulling out in order to jizz elsewhere?

I’m going to take a beat right here to quote the article linked below, because it contained a horrific contraceptive possibility that I had never heard of.

Couples who’d completed their families limited pregnancies using abstinence, withdrawal, abortifacient herbs (rue, pennyroyal and others), primitive contraceptives (half lemons with pulp removed as diaphragms), or non-intercourse lovemaking (hand jobs, fingering, oral sex, and for some, anal play). 

Half. Lemons. As. Diaphragms.

I know that’s got to be some kind of an old school mentality, but please do not stick lemons with or without the pulp into your vagina ladies. I can’t imagine how much that ish would burn.

Recreational sex, the final (and best?) type, now exists everywhere thanks to the Internet. We’ve become more free with our thoughts, more free with our sexuality and more free to experiment with that fine line between pleasure and pain. Sex work is recreational sex. Masturbation is recreational sex. BDSM play is recreational sex.

From a societal aspect, we have definitely become more accustomed to seeing sex out in the open. As more time passes, the more free we will be able to be with our bodies. My hope is that eventually sex worker’s rights will be taken seriously and we’ll be able to drop the negative stigma attached to some of the oldest professions around.

Source: Psychology Today

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