It’s National Holiday season, which means one thing. Lots and lots of fireworks and lots and lots of naked ladies adorning themselves in flags for nude photoshoots. Okay, so that’s two things, but in my heart they tie for first place, so that’s like one thing.
Ali Michael, everyone’s favorite runway model turned hipster nude model because she was told she was fat, is seen here taking her boobs out and covering her nips with a variety of red, white, and blue items. We’ve got blue star pasties; we’ve got blue and red paint; we’ve got red, white and blue suspenders; we’ve got a star spangled vest with patriotic fringe. The only thing missing is a red, white, and blue firework sticking out of her ass.
Wait a minute, what is that I see? Nope, sorry, that’s just a boring old flag on the tail end of her bicycle seat. I really like that bicycle though, I had one just like it when I was a kid.
*Two hours later, I’m back from playing around with one of those virtual makeover app and I still haven’t decided if I wan to dye my hair or not. All this, because I was thinking to myself that I really like Ali’s hair.*
Right, so where was I before I rudely interrupted myself? America, boobs, bikes… I’ve got it. Ali Michael is gorgeous, but in a really approachable way. If we were friends IRL I would probably be insanely jealous of her. I have a friend from college that looks like Milla Jovovich and I’m still insanely jealous of her. I had to block her on social media, because every time I saw her face I would die a little inside.
I don’t know why some girls just make me want to lick their boobies while other girl make me jealous. Weird. I’ll leave that for my shrink to figure out, I’m too busy looking at boobies on the internet.
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