I don’t know what’s going on here, because according the IMDB Ellen Page and Evan Rachel Wood plays sisters in this movie. Granted, I don’t have a sister, but I imagine sisters aren’t usually all up in each other’s boobies.
The internet tells me that Into The Forest is a little movie about two sisters surviving in the woods in a post-apocalyptic world and if I’m to trust the trailer (which I don’t) it looks right up my alley:
Plus, as far as actors go, I really like Ellen Page and Evan Rachel Wood. I think they’ll make a good on-screen duo. The movie looks beautifully shot and also kind of creepy, which always works for me. And then there’s the bonus of seeing Ellen’s boobs.
She’s not exactly an actor known for sexy nude roles, although, she has been in various states of undress before for movies such as Super, Whip It, The Tracey Fragments, and Hard Candy. Incidentally, I recommend you watch all those. Just don’t start with Hard Candy unless you’ve got a strong stomach for traumatic movies.
I went to school with a girl who went to school with a guy who went to school with Ellen Page, so basically we’re like best friends IRL. True story.
I was going to go on a rant about how we need an X-Men parody starring an Ellen Page lookalike as Kitty Pryde (awesome porn name btw), but then I remembered that we already have one. In 2014, Katie St.Ives starred as Kitty Pryde in X-Men XXX: An Axel Braun Parody.
Not exactly a lookalike, but it works. I used to dislike Kitty Pryde, because I sort of resented the way she replaced Rogue’s character in the original X-Men movies, but I’ve gone ahead and forgiven her. Like I said earlier, Ellen Page and I are like best friend IRL. It’s true, I totally knew this is what her boobs looked like.
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