Wednesday, November 30, 2016
Tuesday, November 29, 2016
Top 5: Porny American Apparel Ads For Nostalgia’s Sake
American Apparel ads have kept Peeperz in business over the years, but with the eminent demise (an eminent demise that’s has been taking forever to be honest) of Dov Charney’s empire we’ve lost touch with our fave purveyor of soft core porn. It’s not that they stopped making the porny ads, it’s just that they literally already did every. single. thing. they could possibly do in fashion porn short of shooting an actual hardcore porno and you can only post the same thing over and over for so long (pfff, that’s like my bread and butter right there).
5. Faye Reagan
I miss those freckles.
American Apparel always had a risque attitude towards their advertizing, but you knew they took their soft core porn seriously when they started casting straight up porn stars in their ads. Lauren Phoenix , Charlotte Stokely, Jessie Andrews, et al, all posed for AA, but Faye Reagan’s ads were definitely some of the most memorable.
4. Full Bush
It’s not often you see bush in advertizing. It makes me feel all naughty inside. Kind of like the way I felt the first time I looked at a book that was supposed to explained puberty to me. My Dad thought it was a good idea… turns out it was just awkward.
3. Sasha Grey
Of course you can’t talk about soft core porn American Apparel and not include the Sasha Grey campaign. American Apparel and Sasha Grey were both at the top of their careers in terms of cultural relevance when this ad campaign launched. It was a amazing and remains one of my faves.
Exposed butthole is as far as they got in terms of pushing the envelop. From this point on the only thing left was a full frontal.
1. Full Frontal
Oh right, there it is. A full frontal. Now, this is the furthest American Apparel went in terms of nudity. The only things left after this was seeing the inside of someone’s body… or rather inserting things inside someone’s body. Preferrably the body of some random AA cashier.
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Sex News: Porn Beer, Sailor Moon Fights STIs, & Racism In Porn
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Porn Beer. Yes, You Read That Right. (TMR Zoo)
“Now is time to enjoy a quality beer with your best source for adult entertainment,” said Alex Hawkins, a spokesman for xHamster. “When being among the leading adult market players worldwide, giving back to the dedicated fans is our number one priority. After so much demand on the xHamster beer, we decided it is only fair if we make it available for everyone. xHamster beer is a delicious mix of malts and spices that you can relax with.”
For those of you who haven’t tried a Belgium tripel before, they’re some of the strongest beers available on the market. xHamster’s version is at 8.5%, putting it, on average, substantially higher than most of your average beer alcohol levels. “Go big or go home,” as they say, and I commend xHamster for putting out a beer as potent as the content on their site. Unfortunately, it’s only available in Europe for now. Let’s just hope that, like their website’s content, the demand will quickly spread worldwide so that beer lovers – and porn lovers – around the world can enjoy.
What the living hell is this?
We need our own porn beer STAT!
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Sailor Moon enlisted by Japan to fight STIs (BBC News)
The heroine and her creator, Naoko Takeuchi, have teamed up with the Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare to launch a new public campaign.
Officials want to raise awareness about the rise of diseases like HIV and syphilis among young Japanese women.
Condoms and fliers featuring the pretty soldier, as she is famously known as, will be distributed at several venues.
An official press release stated that the campaign hoped to increase prevention, early detection, and treatment of STIs.
Sun., Dec. 4, from 8-10 p.m., the Adult Performer Advocacy Committee (APAC) will forgo its traditional meeting format to discuss racial discrimination in the adult entertainment industry and to provide potential solutions for diversification.
APAC has requested performers who wish to share their encounters to draft a statement to be read at the December meeting. The statement should include both observations of racial discrimination and methods of responding to and preventing further inequality.
These statements will be read without audience interruption.
According to an APAC spokesperson, the purpose of this meeting is to plan a better environment for all performers.
It’s about fucking time!
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Monday, November 28, 2016
Gigi Hadid Naked On A Horse For Allure & Butt Shot From W
Monday Morning Jerk Before Work: Have You Met Edyn Blair?
Sunday, November 27, 2016
Vaginas Are How You Do A Proper Thanksgiving Feast
Saturday, November 26, 2016
CU in the NT? I’m Into It
When advertising agencies start coming up with ideas on how to push new products, I’m basically the consumer that they’re looking for. I am a SUCKER for unique packaging and a good slogan. If a jingle is good enough, I’m singing it in my sleep.
My girlfriend shot me a link to an Australian tourism website and we had to hold ourselves back from booking plane tickets immediately.
It’s summer in Australia right the fuck now…and even though I’ve only worn my earmuffs for two days so far this year, I’m totally over winter weather.
Bring on the sunshine and the bikinis in Australia!
There’s a disclaimer in tiny print on NT Official’s website that makes it seem like they aren’t technically official. It says:
NTofficial.com is NOT affiliated with, endorsed, associated with or sponsored by any government or official NT tourism organisations or their associated brands, companies or subsidiaries. We’re just some lovers of the top end, spreading love for our favourite territory!
but these folks have their hearts in the right place…right in the pervy gutter.
Catch the tourists eye with a cool and perverse t shirt and hook them in with beautiful scenery and wildlife.
I was 100% willing to go to Australia before I saw this ad campaign. One of my favorite Internet friends in the universe lives there and I’m sure he’d be willing to lend my girl and I his couch for a few days while we took in the sites…Now, however?
I want to go and I want one of those Tshirts.
I feel like no one on the Jersey shore will have a CU in the NT tank top next summer, and I need to get my hands on one before the warm weather hits.
Need another reason to pack your bags and head for Australia’s Northern Territory? Here’s a PornHub clip featuring two hotties from down under who know exactly where the G-spot can be found.
Have any of you Peepz ever been to Australia? Is it everything my fantasies tell me it is? I’m talking koala bear loving babes in short shorts with beers and huge knives on their belts. Let me know about your adventures down under in the comments!
Source: NT Official
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Fap Along With Harlot: Stuffed With Cum
How the fuck is the end of the year almost upon us, Peepz? I swear that it was just yesterday that I was hanging out on my balcony, masturbating while the first hint of spring sunshine was kissing my skin.
It’s cold and it snowed overnight in Jersey and I’m not ready for winter yet.
In any case, family holiday nonsense begins with Thanksgiving here in the U.S. We pretend that we like each other while we gather around a feast of food and say that we’re grateful for whatever the fuck. I’m of the belief that giving back and being a good, decent person is something that should happen all year round…but who am I to get down on my step dad if he’s decided to turn over a new leaf for like a week and a half?
While my belly is being stuffed with leftovers from my mother-in-law’s delicious, organic kitchen, let’s load our spank banks up with spunk filled pussies and throats. Ready to fap? I’ve been waiting for this all day.
This first hottie doesn’t even take off her clothes before she’s jumping up and down on a dick. Maya Bijou is always ready for a good time. She’s looking sweet and sexy in her pink panties and bra, but when she’s filled up with jizz.
When you’re headed to a brothel that is full of hotties, it’s not a surprise that you’re going to find a lady who is willing to take a hot shot of splooge in their mouth. The brunette in this clip finishes up her dick with a quick, stiff handjob and the end result made me super creamy.
Huge hunks of cum ooze out of this MILF’s pussy after she’s been efficiently fucked. She’s a sex-crazed cougar who seems to love any angle that her fuck buddy wants to plow her in.
The sexpot in this next clip has orgasms on the brain. She does whatever she needs to do to get her tits squeezed and her throat filled to the brim with some of that sweetness.
Faith Daniels is cute and frisky when she’s looking for some fun. In this clip, she gets plowed and then pumped full of hunk spunk. The baby juice is dripping out of her shaved snatch by the time he’s done with her.
That’s all for this week Peepz. I’ve got an empty belly and a hungry cunt that both need to be satisfied so I’m going to head back up to the top of this list and work my way back down again.
See you next week, make sure you keep fapping!
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Friday, November 25, 2016
More Headline-Based Disappointment
“Ghost In The Shell” Trailer Has A Lot Of Naked Cyborg ScarJo
Okay, I’m gonna admit it. The trailer for Ghost In The Shell looks pretty amazing and Scarlett Johansson looks kickass. Sure, the whitewashing hella bothers me. I mean if you’re going to change the race of the main character why not change the setting as well? Clearly, it’s set in Japan circa 2029 and unless there’s a third world war where all the white people invade Japan it’s all a little misleading.
Okay, now that the trailer high has ebbed a little, all I can see it the whitewashing. The only Japenese people in the movie are extras.
Also, what the hell is up with ScarJo’s costume? Is she naked? Is that a beige onesie? What is happening with that outfit? I need an answer and I want it now, dammit!
Seriously, what is that? Too bad Scarlett Johansson can’t spend the whole movie naked on an operating slab. I could watch that for a couple hours without complaint. Sure, it would probably drag on after a while, but I’ve been known to find entertainment watching paint dry.*
It’s been a while since I’ve seen the original animated Ghost in the Shell and I never read the mangas, so the story is a little foggy in my head, so I can’t tell you how faithfull it is to the original, you know, besides the whole changing the race of the main character, WHICH IS A BIG DEAL, but this is android ScarJo boobies, so it was my duty as a fellow perv to post this trailer.
Check out the trailer:
*It changes color, it’s fascinating!
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