October is a busy month. It’s when fall really starts to feel like fall and we get ready for all of the family togetherness that the holidays bring. Thanks to the complete commercialization of western culture it’s also when we completely look pass Thanksgiving and get ready for Christmas shopping before the pumpkins we carved have time to rot.
However with all of these important events that occurred last month, one factoid managed to completely avoid my attention- October was pizza appreciation month. Hmm!
Considering pizza is one of America’s favorite foods it seems pretty absurd to need a whole month dedicated to appreciating it. Though the dish has its origins in Italy, the classic pepperoni pizza is as iconic to American food culture as apple pie and high fructose corn syrup.
Never ones to miss out on a good reason to compile data into graphs, the cheese-fueled but beautiful people behind Pornhub Insights decided to celebrate the month by putting together information on the internet’s most popular pizza related porn searches.
That kind of makes me hungry! And horny…? Horngry?
Not surprisingly, the most popular search is “pizza delivery.” One of the most hackneyed introductions to vintage fuck flicks is the pizza delivery guy entering the door before crudely delivering a few lines of dialog and taking off his pants. “Big sausage pizza” comes in at number two while more variations of pizza delivery round out the rest of the top 10.
Another interesting genre of pizza related porn is amateur videos where women answer the door naked to capture the surprised and embarrassed reactions of their unsuspecting pizza delivery employee. I’ve seen a number of these over the years and while erotic sounding in theory, these videos usually end in simply a hug and an extra handful of parmesan cheese packets.
When it comes to demographics of pizza porn searches, a very distinct trend becomes apparent.
Masturbating to pizza porn is apparently a young person’s game. Spiking among visitors between the ages of 18 to 24, things quickly drop off as visitors get older. Apparently baby boomers have more important things to do than masturbate to erotic slices of cheese covered bread. Hmph!
Pornhub Insights went into surprising detail about pizza pornography on the internet, so if this topic is relevant to your interests head on over and read their full write up.
Image: Britney Brooks in Pussy Backed Pizza by Brazzers
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