Election season is in full swing in the good old U.S. of A. I avoid political conversations like the plague, especially when polite conversation has the chance to turn into an argument. I’m neither Republican nor Democrat…I’m a pervert who likes to make out, read books, masturbate and watch pornography.
The only exception to me turning the channel of my radio station was when I heard that Madonna got involved because, when Madonna offers her lips, I listen.
At the October 18, 2016 Amy Schumer gig in Madison Square Garden, Madonna performed a killer comedy set and then offered blow jobs to anyone who votes for Hillary Clinton.
Where in the fuck did I put my strap on, because I would most certainly enjoy getting a blow job from Madonna.
Is lesbian oral acceptable though? Because I feel like Madonna eating pussy would probably be the sexiest thing ever. She’s got killer arm muscles and I bet her finger banging skills are unstoppable.
I’m half hoping by “blow job” she meant a generalized version of, “Let me put my mouth on your naughty bits,” cause that’d be cool.
Here’s a video of Madonna in action, offering to swallow the drops of jizz from the dicks of Clinton supporters.
Are you Peepz into it? Let me know in the comments if:
A. You’d like a blowjob from Madonna in general
B. If you’d vote for Hillary Clinton to get one.
No heated debates please, this is a fun-loving porno site…keep your dirt dragging, “I’m always right,” comments for your FB wall.
Keep your heads up, my American friends…this cluster fuck of an election season will all be over soon!
Source: Brooklyn Vegan
Image: Kagney Linn Kartner in Deez Tits For President by Brazzers
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