Can someone please bake me a splooge cake? I would be so into that, it’s crazy. I’m betting that the salty cum and the sweetness of the sugary cake would be fucking delicious.
Jizz may be an acquired taste, but it’s one of my favorites.
There’s a cooking class that’s been announced in London that I’d 100% be into attending if I was in the country. The catch is that you have to bring your own semen.
Yeah.
Jizz isn’t just for cum guzzling sex sessions anymore! Now you can create Schlong Island Iced Teas and Spooge Cake if the moment strikes you. I’d definitely try it out. Spunk adventures in the kitchen can be hella fun!
The idea was spawned by Paul “Fotie” Photenhaeur. He regularly updates his Cooking with Cum website and, while the idea for a cooking class is on the table, he says that he’ll only conduct the class if he can get 30 people to sign up. Lola has written about his protein packed cookbook before. It’s called Natural Harvest and you can check out her Peeperz piece from 2012 by clicking here.
I still stand by my comment on that post btw. I’d be hella down to drink some jizz every morning if it were readily available to me.
While I no longer have regular access to a partner’s semen (you know #LesbianLife and all) I’m sure that I could probably convince some of you Peepz to volunteer as tribute if I was able to get over to the U.K. and into the class.
What do you think Peepz?
Would you let me jar your thick, sticky love juice to make fun dishes with natural protein, or do you think that the whole idea of eating cum is disgusting?
Let me know in the comments!
Here’s some kitchen porn to tide you over till you read the next article.
Source: Love B Scott
Image: Kendall Karson in Cooking with Kendall by Brazzers
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