Sunday, November 13, 2016

Sex News: Strip Clubs Go Corporate, Print A 3D Clitoris, & Have Sex With The Eggplant Emoji (That’s An Order!)

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We’ve all had a rough week what with the American election and all, so as a treat I’ve brought to you a link roundup that’s the equivalent of brain candy. Speaking of which, have you ever seen the Kids in the Hall movie Brain Candy? It was good. Not great. Not like the show, but it was still good. My favorite is the random “just a guy” dude who stands in the hallway and joins in on the celebration eventhough he has nothing to do with anything. If that didn’t make sense, it’s okay, it’s wasn’t supposed to. Much like the Trump campaign.

We think of the striptease as wild and subversive. But while performing at Backstage Bill’s in New Haven and Diamonds in Hartford, I discovered the striptease can be just as corporate as that latte you might be drinking. Since the 1990s, corporate-chain strip clubs have steadily taken over more and more of the exotic dance industry: transforming something erotic, exciting, and diverse into another homogenized product.

corporate-strip-clubs

And that’s surprising why?

Printing a life size 3D clitoris, a real leap forward in education about sexuality and female sexual organs! With its cavernosa and its spongy bodies, called bulbs of vestibule, this 3D printed clitoris, fully open source, is one of the first anatomically accurate and realistic representations of the clitoris. A project created by the independent researcher in sociology and popular science, Odile Fillod, in collaboration with photographer Marie Docher. I also recommend you to read this article on Makery, but also to download and print your own clitoris!

3d-clitoris

It’s ALIVE!

I love 3D clitoris. I love MY clitoris. When I die, I hope my clitoris is cast in gold and kept for posterity.

“Since the eggplant emoji has penetrated your texting conversations, it has been a definitive sex symbol,” reads the product description. The titillating description continues, “Sexting with yourself is an act that can become even more delightful with the perfect vibrator…finally you can enhance your sexual experience with the sleek eggplant emoji.”

Everyone wants to bang an eggplant, apparently. [Duh!]

eggplant-emoji-vibrator

Cute, but is it effective?

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