I was at my buddy’s house last month when I noticed that they already has an advent calendar hanging on the wall. I ask his kid if he didn’t think it was a little early in the season to be torturing himself with chocolate he couldn’t start eating for a few more weeks. I was informed that anticipation makes everything better and that if you wait too long the good advent calendars sell out.
I scoffed as I am want to do, but turns out my buddy and his kid were right. When I went to buy my advent calendar in early December there weren’t any left. It wasn’t until the 10th that I was finally able to find one, which turned out okay, because that meant I got to open 10 windows all at once. Jackpot.
I had this whole theory that as an adult I would be able to wait to open the other windows, because as a grown ass person I can just go to the store and buy chocolate whenever I want to, but I didn’t quite take into consideration just how lazy I am. Who wants to gets dressed up in winter gear and actually go outside when you’ve already got chocolate at home?! Forbidden chocolate on top of it?! Not me.
In other news, I need a new advent calendar. Oh and I have less self-control than a 1o-year-old.
Day 1: Bella Hadid
Lucky ball.
Day 2:Irina Shayk
Okay, this works.
Day 3: Rita Ora
Her again.
Day 4: Ireland Baldwin
Still like her Mom better.
Day 5: Kendall Jenner
It’s a shiny and gloopy Kendall Jenner.
Day 6: Stella Maxwell
Ohhhh.
Day 7: Abbey Clancy
That pleather cap has got to go.
Day 8: Emily Ratajkowski
Still has spectacular boobs.
Day 9: Barbara Palvin
Barbara Palvin is a personal favorite, but Sharon Stone is a better actress.
Day 10: Heidi Klum
I didn’t think people still masturbated to Heidi Klum. I was wrong.
Day 11: Doutzen Kroes
How can one person be so pretty? How?
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