My sleep schedule is banana right now. I went to bed sometime after the sun went up and I woke up sometime after the sun went down. Not good, not good at all. I need an alarm clock that will dump a bucket of cold water on me in the morning. It’s the only thing that will work… or maybe I should get one of those alarm vibrators.
I should check out my local sex shop. It’s a good time of year to buy gadgets, there are crazy sales happening everywhere. Even on sex toys!
If you’re in Spain in the town of Talavera de la Reina near Toledo you should check out the shop Non Sit Peccatum, mention Peeperz and you’ll get a 25% discount.
KIDDING, don’t ask them that. Pretty sure that kind of thing can get a person sued. I don’t know if Non Sit Peccatum (Google tells me that translate to “Not A Sin”) has killer Holiday deals right now, but they do have a naughty Nativity scene on display.
Shop owner Héctor Valdivielso payed some pervy artist to paint the figures of Mary, Joseph and baby Jesus on ceramic ding dongs, so he could display them in his store window. Personally, I think that was a genius move, but some Peepz aren’t too pleased.
“A man with his wife ordered me to remove the offending scene and said that if I didn’t he would remove it himself,” Valdivielso recounted on his Facebook account, adding that he was subject to a barrage of insults and had to call the police.
Next the shop sign was vandalised with the word ‘pecadores’ – sinners – and the owner discovered a group calling themselves the Children of the Virgin Mary had launched a boycott on the store.
People in Spain need to chill.
After a crowd of protesters started disrupting business Valdivielso decided to take down his naughty Nativity scene. Instead he replaced the family of dildos with a sign asking people on the street what he should do.
Turns out Spanish Peepz are pretty cool, 78.5 percent of the people who responded said the dildos should be returned to their former Holiday display. Valdivielso agrees with his clients, he shouldn’t give in to blackmail, so the naughty Nativity scene is going back up where it belongs.
Via thelocal.es – Follow Lola Byrd on Twitter @misslolabyrd
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