We’ve all done things we’re not proud of. For example, I accidentally left the student store without paying for a Snickers bar one time. Grappling with the guilt of this nefarious and unintentional crime not only established me as a total bad boy, but it made me very sympathetic towards people who find themselves on the wrong side of the law.
This brings us to today’s story about a woman with a pistol in her vagina.
21-year-old Dallas Archer was arrested last year for driving with a suspended license. After finding out she was already wanted for an additional handful of petty crimes, she quickly found herself on the way to jail.
As if her day wasn’t going bad enough, during the booking process a female jailer located an “unknown object in her crotch.” The experienced officer knew she either had the weirdest lady boner or she was trying to hide contraband from the police- a crime that lockup personnel take very seriously.
At this point Archer was accompanied to the bathroom for a full on cavity search which was when a female officer recovered a loaded revolver from the woman’s vagina. That can’t be good for her or the pistol to be quite honest.
The weapon was a North American Arms mini-revolver which holds 5 .22 caliber rounds. The small but potent pistol is only about 5 inches long, but it’s not really the size of the gun in your vagina that matters.
This certainly isn’t the first time we’ve read about someone concealing a gun in their lady bits. In fact it’s actually a pretty common place to carry a weapon from the look of things.
A few years ago I mistakenly called a vaginally concealed revolver a gunt. Knowledgeable readers quickly informed me that a gunt is something way more awesome than a gun in a cunt, and probably a place where a woman could hide any number of fire arms.
At any rate, this most recent pussy pistol was found to have been stolen from a man’s automobile back in 2013. Fortunately for Archer, her road to redemption got a little easier as a grand jury decided not to indict her on charges of firearms and stolen property possession.
She does, however, have to serve some time in prison for her other crimes. Bummer.
We certainly wish her the best and hope she straightens out her problems and returns to a law abiding life. That being said, does anyone know where I can buy a gun that’s been in someone’s vagina? I think it might be my new fetish.
Image: Sophia Locke in The Chain Gang(Bang) by Brazzers
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