Furries Seek Dick Pics From Cartoon Cereal Mascot?

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day and if a lifetime spent watching cartoons has taught me anything, it’s that a well-balanced one is built around a cold bowl of cereal. They try to trick you in the commercials by placing a couple bran muffins and half a grapefruit around the bowl, but most of us forgo those empty nutrients and go straight for the sugar frosted corn bits.

However the cereal market is heavily saturated with not only endless top shelf brands, but their boxless and less expensive generic variants. In order to standout in the cutthroat world of sugary children’s foods, most companies use a cartoon mascot to shill their products to kids- and no mascot was more effective than Tony the Tiger.

Tony was buff, cuddly and always encouraged people to try their hardest. If you also thought he was sexy and wondered what his dick looked like, then you’re probably a furry.

When someone created an official twitter account for Tony the Tiger, it was quickly overwhelmed by fur-hungry furries who propositioned the cartoon feline for sex and pictures of his dick. That’s grrrrreat!

For the uninitiated, furry fandom is a subculture where people choose to live alternate lives as anthropomorphic animals. This basically translates to a bunch of weird sexual freedom and pictures of cartoons that ruin your childhood. It also used to be the weirdest sexual thing people could think of until the internet happened.

One’s furry persona may be a walking, talking cartoon wolf that only truly lives on the internet, and that cartoon wolf would really want to see what Tony the Tiger’s dick looks like. Being a famous cartoon tiger with a twitter account is the furry equivalent of being a porn star on social media. The intern running his account has probably seen some brutal shit in his DMs.

Some furries are cute in their showing of affection to Tony by simply telling him they want to smooch him, but others are getting straight to the point. Where one furry may ask for a nude or dick pic from the account, others are explicitly describing how they would have sex with the giant tiger. Yiff!

So far the account for Tony the Tiger, which is officially linked to Frosted Flakes and Kellogg’s, has not responded to any of the tweets from fans looking for inappropriate attention. If you want to read any of these tweets, feel free to check them out in the source cited at the bottom of this post.

Now if you excuse me, I’m going to try and eat a bowl of cereal without getting my dick hard.

Image: Ariana Marie in Roommates by Brazzers

Via gawker.com

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