Don’t get me wrong, I don’t normally condone violence, but if you tell a stripper she needs to lose weight, you deserve to get hit upside the head. If you’ve ever worked a job in the service industry you know that dealing with people day in and day out is it’s own kind of special hell. Now, imagine that instead of faking a grin when some asshole is yelling at you because you put 2% milk in his coffee instead of skim you have to pretend to like it when you’re naked and some asshole is yelling at you because he thinks your should switch to skim instead of 2% milk.
I want to hit him just looking at this picture.
Does that tattoo say family?
Dante forgot about that special circle of hell when he wrote the Inferno. Someone should do a rewrite and when they do they should keep in mind the antics of one Kyle Yeomans. Kyle, a 23-year-old from Myrtle Beach, was hit about the head a few times after he told a stripper that she should lose a couples pounds and hit the gym more often. I’m surprised he left Derriere’s Gentlemen’s Club in one piece.
According to Kyle (a.k.a. douche face), he was drunk off his ass the night the incident happened. He told the cops that his level of intoxication was “an 11 out of 10,” so you can imagine how pleasant he must have been when he told a stripper who he felt was being annoying that she should go to the gym and lose weight.
The stripper, a white female with long black hair who is estimated to weigh between 115 and 120 pounds and be no more than 25 years old, allegedly reached out from the stage and struck Yeomans 4 times in the face. Kyle was then dragged out of the strip club by bouncers who were according to the family man “unnecessarily rough” with him. Only in Florida.
Via thesmokinggun.com – Follow Lola Byrd on Twitter @misslolabyrd
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