God invented purses for a reason and it wasn’t so you could trow your common sense out the window and stick whatever you damn well please in your vagina. Contrary to popular belief, the authorities are allowed to and will check in there for drugs and stolen goods. And seriously, do you want to be another one of these sobs whose claim to fame is ending up as some ER doc’s punchline?! No, maybe, whatever. Read on, maybe you’ll change your mind.
5. Bottle Filled With Urine
Duh, to pass a drug test! Mischelle Lindy Salzgeber, a 20-year-old from Florida tried to pass a drug test by stuffing a plastic bottle filled with urine inside her vagina. The jig was up, however, when an X-ray scan revealed what appeared to be a pill bottle in Salzgeber’s vagina.
4. A Cell Phone
Yup, steal a cell phone and then hide it in your vagina when questioned by the authorities. They’ll never think to look there… unless, like Ruxandra Gardian you forgot to turn the ringer off. That’s right, your vagina is not sound proof. Stick a cellphone in there and when it rings, people will still be able to hear it.
3. 54 Bags Of Heroin, 31 Empty Heroin Bags, 8 Prescription Pills, & $51.22 In Cash And Change
It’s the never ending magical hiding place!
Karin Mackaliunas was arrested for something or other and when they were processing her they discovered that her vagina was the gift that just kept on giving. I would have loved to see the face of the officer on duty that night.
2. A Donny Osmond Poster
A woman in the U.K. appeared on BBC3’s show Bizarre Er, because she had to have a Donny Osmond poster retrieved from her vagina by an ER doc. I’ve got so many questions, but let’s start with: Why did she feel the need to hide her Donny Osmond poster in the first place? Sure, I would be embarrassed to be a Donny Osmond fan as well, but I would rather admit my secret shame than risk getting a paper cut on my vadge.
1. Prosthetic Eye
Cause glass eyes are “are pretty expensive and hard to replace.” Jesus. Dr. Melissa Barton had to take a prosthetic eye out of some woman’s vagina, because said lady had stuffed it up there for “safe keeping.” It seems the lady with the glass eye was about to get into a fight with her neighbor and she didn’t want to damage her eye. Of course, my vagina is the first place I would think of keeping my glass eye too!
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