The first tweet I saw when I powered up my laptop on Thursday morning was something that Alice Skary wrote about sourdough starter. In case you aren’t privy, They are a self-proclaimed pervert who loves to push the buttons of their subs and has a crazy creative streak when it comes to content creation. I’ve been slightly obsessed with Their Pornhub clips for a hot minute. I stan for real.
Here’s Their tweet that got me thinking about getting naked and filthy in my very own kitchen:
Like an engorged swollen cock straining against the stressed fabric of one’s shorts so doth my sourdough strain tensely against the cling wrap a top it’s bowl pic.twitter.com/HAFSvDz9ug
— Alice Skary (they/them) |ATL (@AliceSkary) May 14, 2020
Oof, my Peepz. Yes to engorged cocks…yes to carbs…yes to mummification bondage? All of the things. It was an excellent way to start my day.
Before I start talking about nudity and getting frisky in the kitchen, here is one of Their Pornhub teasers to further explain why you should stop what you’re doing and follow Them everywhere. I’m not joking, go do it.
Between that tweet about the sourdough starter and the fact that I’ve seen Alice Skary do completely dastardly things to fuck holes, I’m totally in the mood to get it on in my kitchen. The issue with that particular fantasy of mine is that there is a HUGE window in my kitchen and absolutely no privacy. I’m going to have to put that fantasy to the side for now and vicariously live through other people.
I did a bit of research and discovered the article linked below, about how there has been a resurgence of baking in the nude while quarantined. The British Naturism website is filled with different things that people can do while they are hanging out naked, whether the quarantine is happening or not. Naked yoga, naked laundry, naked fishing…I could go through the whole list Forest Gump style, but I’m not going to.
Before people get into an uproar about nudity not being sexual, I totally agree with you. Boobs and bits are very nice to look at, however so I’m not going to slut shame you if you get turned on by the fact that you’re watching someone magically transform flour and water into bread.
Have you been spending a lot of time naked since the pandemic started? I’m curious. I have definitely been spending a lot more of my time nude around the house. I have one of my bathrobes hanging outside of my kitchen doorway so that I don’t get caught by the neighbors walking around in the buff. I’m also spending a lot of my time shopping in the nude. At least my lingerie collection is growing though!
Source: The Sun and British Naturism
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