There are so many different ways that we can be turned on. Stimulation exists all around us and how we choose to react to it is what makes us unique. Some people are totally turned off at the idea of having an entire fist shoved inside their pussy….that’s probably my favorite thing to watch in the world though.
There are so many different ways that we can be turned on. Stimulation exists all around us and how we choose to react to it is what makes us unique. Some people are totally turned off at the idea of having an entire fist shoved inside their pussy….that’s probably my favorite thing to watch in the world though.
You can be turned on regardless of your mood. When I’m happy, I like to celebrate with orgasms. When I’m sad, I cum to make myself feel better. There are a variety of different reasons/excuses that I can come up with that all finish off with me, well…finishing myself off.
In The Cut article linked below, they go through the Seven different types of horny that they feel exist. I wanted to share them with you and figure out if we could come up with a few more.
At the top of their list is Melancholy Horny. When you’re in this kind of a position, it feels as though you have “emotional sunburn.” It’s those of us (I’m 100% included in this particular group btw) that find some kind of satisfaction in having deep conversations with people who we may or may not end up in bed with after this whole COVID-19 thing dwindles itself away.
Performative Horny is said to exist on the Internet. It’s the quips about what the horny person would do if they were able to have sex right now…about how much they regret not having taken advantage of the last sexual partner more. It’s funny to read their posts and relate to how hard it is to go without some partnered sex for awhile.
Frisky Horny is all about the thirst trap. They want to flirt and are totally able to get complete gratification from being a tease with nude selfies and talking just a little bit dirty. This is also me. If you’ve been on my twitter feed lately you’ll know that the nudes are flying from my phone to the Internet faster than they have in the past 7 years. I want your attention and will put myself in plenty of compromising positions to get it.
Curious Horny is all about researching the new sexual things that they may or may not want to take care of solo style while the quarentine is happening. Maybe it’s buying new handcuffs or a new sex toy to get off with. It’s exploration at it’s most pure because there’s literally nothing but time to waste on figuring out new kinks to love.
Goal-oriented Horny is an orgasm chaser. They’re ready to set down the foundation with people they meet through the dating apps so that as soon as the green light is given, they can head straight for the end zone. This is also me? Don’t judge me, but the first thing I’m doing as soon as I’m allowed to is licking some clit.
When I’m in the office, I hit a dip in my motivation somewhere around 3:00 in the afternoon. 3 p.m Horny is that exhausted/horny combo that gets boosted by caffeine mid-day. You know you have to keep trudging through to quitting time, but all you can think about is getting yourself off. It’s totally normal and absolutely my every day life. That’s why so many videos exist of me masturbating in offices.
Dumbass Horny are people who are just doing what the fuck they want to do and hooking up wit other people even though it’s hella dangerous right now. Don’t be that person….stay home and stay safe. Pornhub is always there for you for whatever you need.
Are there any other types of horny that you Peepz can come up with? Let me know in the comments below or slide into my DMs on twitter with your ideas.
Source: The Cut
Image: Francesca Le in The Horny Housekeeper by Brazzers
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