Tuesday, April 12, 2016

Canadians Really Like Masturbating To Eskimo Cartoon Lesbians

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Canadians clearly have more interesting porn habits than Americans. The only interesting thing Americans have going for them is their undying love for step-sister and step-mom porn. I give them two thumbs up for that particular fetish, but clearly Canadians have more diverse interests when it comes to watching porn.

Okay, sure… Lesbians still cover a lot of ground as the most searched term in Canada (and in the States), but I’d like to give it up to the Yukon for their love of cartoon porn and to Quebec for their nationalist-all-about-Quebec-we-don’t-want-no-English porn.

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As for the Maritimes, can I get a what-what for their love of smoking, facesitting, and bondage?! Jesus, what a bunch of weirdos they have over there. I swear, the Maritimes are like Canada’s Florida. That’s not actually a thing. Pretty sure I just made that up, but I think I’ve stumbled onto something. Ask anyone and they will tell you that people from the Maritimes are a bunch of weirdos.

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Not that there’s anything wrong with weirdos. I myself love a good weirdo, but that doesn’t negate the fact that those three little provinces right below Quebec are chock-full of criminals and sexual deviants. I’m guessing.

P.S. Eskimo is not very PC. Try searching for Inuit porn that’s much less offensive.

Check out this video of “Quebec” girls courtesy of Pornhub:

Via pornhub.com/insights – Follow Lola Byrd on Twitter @misslolabyrd

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