Other than camming, I’ve never worked a job where I could be tipped. I was a retail slave for years, and the only bonus I ever got from that whole debacle was a pat on the back and a job well done from my boss.
When I’m eating out, 9 times out of 10, I end up over tipping my server because I think it’s a fucking shame they get paid below minimum wage for busting their asses harder than most people do.
When you excel at your job, you should automatically have money thrown at you.
That would be ideal.
If you’re good at sucking cock…you should also probably get tipped, especially if you’re getting paid for the service in the first place.
You know what you probably shouldn’t tip a prostitute? A small African primate that is sometimes called a bush baby.
Don’t get me wrong, bush babies are adorable:
but it doesn’t seem like a very good gift to give someone when you’re pretty content with the orgasms that they’ve just given you.
Oregon pet store owner, Nathan McClain, seems to disagree.
On March 1st and March 6th, two robberies were reported from the Zany Zoo pet shop. One was for the bush baby and the other was for some Girl Scout Cookie money.
While police aren’t saying who called in to report the robberies, Zany Zoo Pets posted on their facebook page in order to clarify that Nathan does not own the pet store, his wife Abbie does. Since the prostitution scandal broke, Abbie has removed Nathan’s name from everything possible including business cards and bank accounts.
It seems kind of silly to me that you would give a prostitute a pet as a tip. I’m half hoping that it was actually a gift and not a “tip” as the news outlets are reporting. Somehow buying a bush baby for someone as a gift seems less creepy.
Maybe that’s just me though.
Peepz who receive well earned tips…what’s the craziest thing that someone has ever tipped you? Let me know in the comments!
Image: Maddy O’Reilyin My Pet Pornstar by Brazzers
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