Penises are fairly easy to maintain. All you have to do is keep it clean, throw an occasional condom on it and it will last you a lifetime. It’s kind of like the opposite of a vagina.
Though I don’t have one, I’ve seen all the commercials. There’s a colorful assortment of ointments, sprays, and wipes designed to treat all kinds of ailments because the world is apparently a dangerous place for vaginas. If they aren’t under attack from dinosaurs or raw produce, there’s always another unknown threat just around the corner… Like hairballs?
This is what apparently happened to one blogger who decided to share her story with the interwebs.
Michelle Barrow was at her annual gynecologist appointment when she brought up that her vajayjay had been painin’. After a thorough examination, the doctor found something hanging off of her intrauterine contraceptive device. Unable to figure out what it was after removing it, the doctor showed it to Michelle who determined it was a wad of her cat’s hair. Hmm!
You can’t just tell everyone you had a hairball extracted from your vagina without having a really good explanation for how it got there. According to Barrow, because her cat sleeps in the bed her and her fiancé’s share, his penis probably picks up a lot of stray fur that is then deposited into her vagina like some kind of inverted lint roller.
While gradually developing a vaginal hairball is unfortunate, it’s hardly the most embarrassing thing doctors have found in someone’s vagina.
Last year we read about someone who used a severed deer’s tongue to pleasure herself. The unidentified woman would have gotten away with this unusual act if a piece hadn’t fallen off and slowly began to rot inside of her body. I’d rather have a whole cat lady’s sofa worth of cat hair inside my cooter than a piece of rotting deer flesh. Yikes!
At any rate, Barrow is now on the mend and probably pretty careful about what goes into her vagina. She’s a pretty good sport about the whole situation which is why she decided to share it with the blogosphere so that idiots like me can make fun of it. We wish her the best and thank her for her candor!
Image: Cytherea in Blind Experiment by Brazzers
Via metro.co.uk
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