That Pussy is Not a Gun Holster

Texas cops don’t want to hear your bullshit. They’re tough on crime and sometimes they’re even tougher when it comes to punishment…and I’m not talking about the good type of punishment that involves hair pulling and red butt cheeks.

Gabriel Garcia and her friend Ashley Cecilia Castaneda were driving on September 7th when they were pulled over for a traffic violation. The cops searched the car and found that there was a smidge of meth under the driver’s seat. That wasn’t good news for Garcia, who happened to be sitting in the driver’s seat.

Ashley was then searched and officers discovered a BUTT LOAD of meth and a scale in her purse. To make matters even worse, the ladies were in a school zone, which means extra fines and tons of jail time for the both of them.

While they were being transported to the station, Ashley decides that she has another crime to confess to, and tells the officer that she has a gun into her pussy.

Hide the meth under the seat, and keep your pistol close to your clit.

Totally makes sense to me.

The police pulled over and the lovely Ashley was searched again. Low and behold, there was a loaded 22 in her puss…with a round in the chamber.

When I read that the first time, my cunt clenched her lips together in fear.

How in the hell can you think that’s a good idea?

I’m all for strange insertions and stuff like that, but a loaded gun in your pussy? That’s taking living on the edge to a whole other level. I’m basically interested in watching most women masturbate, but that backseat-of-a-cop-car confession had me squirming uncomfortably.

In addition to being charged with possession and intent to distribute narcotics, Ashley was also charged with unlawfully carrying a firearm. I guess it’s better that she admitted that her cunt was stuffed before they got to the station, but she’s going to be a legend in her cell block once she gets there.

Since I’m not turned on anymore, I figured I’d share this smoking hot lesbian cop clip with you. I’m into any type of interrogation that involves pussy licking, especially when the MILFs involved are as sexy as Nikki Benz and Kristen Price.

Source: WGRZ

Image: Jessica Lynn in You Like Guns Try This One by Brazzers

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