Peeperz Presents Playboy’s Pornhub Twerking Butt Review

It’s really too bad there isn’t a proper “p” synonym for the word “review,” otherwise that headline would have made for a great alliteration. In the end, though, not unlike Courtney Stodden, I didn’t have a good enough grasp of the English language to make alliteration work for me.

I was pretty damn excited when I first heard about Pornhub’s Twerking Butt back in July. At the time, the only complaint I had was the name. I mean, seriously, they should have called it the Sir Mix-A-Lot Special.

Now that the Twerking Butt has been on the market for a while and it has been sent out for review, I’m even more excited. Granted I don’t have a dick, so I have no idea what it would feel like to fuck a cyberskin butt that twerks on my junk, but I’m thinking it would be awesome, especially since the whole think comes with a virtual reality headset.

I know, I know, it’s all too easy to laugh at, because what’s funnier than a dude sticking his dick into a disembodied vibrating butt?! But when it comes to sex toys, men really get the short end of the stick. I can get online and find a million different vibrators and dildos to satisfy my needs and there’s always something new coming out.

Men, however, have very little to satisfy their needs in the realm of sex toys. Why else are dudes constantly sticking their peens in the most ridiculous things like a snowman and a hornets nest? It’s because they don’t have the Twerking Butt, that’s why. The Twerking Butt is pretty special, because it has several different modes: it twerks, it warms up, it vibrates, and it massages. It’s the answer to all your penis needs. Unless one of those needs is to get stung by hornets.

Watch as the hilarious Kelsey Darragh (of Playboy, Buzzfeed, and YouTube fame) unboxes her very own Twerking Butt and gives us her first impressions:

You may remember King Kong Shlong from the Pornhub TV’s AVN videos, he also got his very own Twerking Butt:

P.S. I don’t know what’s up with the Playboy video, but if you click on the full screen icon you can actually watch it at a decent size instead of at a weird mini lopsided size.

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