If I ever found out that my wife was having an affair my first response would obviously be to write a Craigslist ad in the hopes her lover would stumble upon it, so I could tell him to stop drinking my expensive beer. I mean, it’s one thing to sleep with another man’s wife, but it’s another thing entirely to mess with his beer.
Behold the best Craigslist ad to ever grace these pages:
Drinking another man’s expensive beer without replacing it is just plain rude. What ever happened to good manners in this day and age, you know? You don’t go around rummaging through other’s people’s fridges without permission, you don’t lie around in their beds messing everything up and making everything smell of shitty cologne. If anything Goldilocks taught us that.
You don’t want to end up like Goldilocks, do you?
If you don’t want to end up as a puddle of blood I advise you to stay away from other people’s beer, beds, and wives. That’s just common sense. Consider this a fairy tale for the 21st century… yup, I just had to google that to make sure we are in fact in the 21st century. I’m bright that way.
The moral of the tale is that I hope the dude schtupping Mister Beer Aficionado’s wife starts drinking the Bud instead of the expensive stuff. I wouldn’t want this story to end in a puddle of blood.
Image: Jasmine James & Danny D in Home Invasion by Brazzers
Via austin.craigslist.org – Follow Lola Byrd on Twitter @misslolabyrd
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