Adopting a government-backed mandate, the U.K. city of York is claiming to be the first in the world to block porn from public Wi-Fi.
Operation “Friendly WiFi” reportedly stems from a move to keep porn away from minors by bocking all adult content on the city’s free servers.
This is all to keep the children safe from big bad porn, obviously, and for some reason it pisses me off. Consensual sex isn’t psychologically damaging to anyone and in my opinion people innately know when they are ready to be exposed to sex. I don’t know too many 5-year-olds who are feverishly googling clown gangbangs and if they are they’re definitely not doing it in a Starbucks.
Teledildonics and VR are the new sex-tech frontiers. Because why shouldn’t we eliminate the middleperson and get sex directly over the Internet, right? E.g. via the Kiiroo Onyx & Pearlteledildonics set. (Currently one-way, alas, but hey, these are the Altair 8800s of the field.)
As for VR: raise your hands, everyone surprised that there are VR porn sites out there already. No one at all? I’m shocked, shocked. Indeed, those well-known filth-minded hedonists over at, er, MarketWatch are already calling VR “the porn industry’s billion-dollar new frontier.”
Too impersonal for you? Too inhuman? Not to worry. Tech can set you up with real live sex workers, too, via Ohlala, the “Uber for escorts.” (Based in Germany. It would presumably be pressured into shuttering in America before you could blink.)
If you already know the right person, but your home isn’t sufficiently well appointed for your mutual proclivities, fear not! KinkBNB to the rescue. Like it says on the label, KinkBNB is essentially AirBNB for, well, sex dungeons.
The future of sex is looking good, too bad it’s so difficult to find investors. People who aren’t already in porn generally don’t want to touch sex related content with a ten-foot pole and that goes for investor, hosting providers, and payment processors as well. That’s why so many people turn to crowdfunding when it comes to teledildonics.
Yeah, boys who use the excuse that they’re too big for condoms need to be shut down immediately. That is a lie, a bold face lie perpetuated by dudes who want to go bareback. That said, condoms are no longer considered one size fits all. A lot of condom companies are offering a variety of sizes when it comes to their products and for good reason. A condom that feels tight might break when friction is applied and a condom that is too large might slip off. Neither option sounds very good.
Dudes should measure the length of their peen and most importantly the width and then find a condom brand that offers those measurements. LoveGuide condoms, for example, offer several different sizes:
They have nifty packaging too. The size of the tube indicates the size of the condom. Incidentally, my fav size is the second tube from the left. I would take any of the first three tubes from the left, actually. The last two on the right look kind of intimidating.
Right, so to get back on track, dudes should not buy XL large condoms just has an ego boost, because if they’re too loose they will not adequately protect against STIs and they will not prevent pregnancy if they slip off. And if you need a smaller condom than average, don’t be embarrassed. We’re not all size queens.
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