Macy Gray, yes the “I Try” Macy Gray, wrote a song about her vibrator. His name is Bob: B – is for battery, O – is for operated, B – is for better. That’s right, better because he’s not complicated. It’s an epic love song and it’s accompanied by a cute animated video.
It’s been a while since we’ve heard anything from Macy Gray and I gotta say that the fact that the first thing we’ve heard is a song about how amazing vibrators are is A-Okay with me. Our battery operated friends are amazing. They get you off each and every time, they’re always up for it (again and again), they stop when you want, they never complain… I mean, it’s hard to imagine how it could get better.
It gets better when you add a singing animated vibrator and a love song that can be sung to your bedside table. That’s how it gets better. Because:
He fits like a glove, always up for love,
steady like a caterpillar.
Rabbit from a hat, he knows just where it’s at.
Give me what I want, and I want that.
Apparently, “that” is so good Macy would go out and kill for it. All I want to know is the brand name and model of Bob so I can go out and get the exact same one. Nope, that’s not creepy at all. That’s just what fans do. Imitation is flattery or something like that. I won’t name min Bob, though. I think Macy will do. Okay, that’s creepy.
Check out the video:
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