I… I mean… I’m… I’m at a loss for words. What could I possibly say?! There are no tricks, this isn’t fake, it’s not a parody. This is in fact a video of a fish that jumps out of the water and clamps onto a man’s nipple. The whole thing last about 5 seconds, but it is a magnificent 5 seconds. It is a life changing 5 seconds, because I don’t know if I can ever go swimming in a lake ever again.
Just today, I went for a nice little swim and since there was no one around I took my bathing suit top off while I was in the water, because I love how the water feels on my tits and to be honest I dig the way they float. It’s like an instant boob lift.
Now that I’ve seen this video, however, I don’t know if I’ll be able to enjoy the simple pleasures of life like going for a swim topless in a lake. That part of my life is quite possibly over just because some random dude with particularly appetizing nipples (to fish anyway) decided to film the fishes and his upper chest from underwater.
Check out the video:
P.S. I’m starting to think he smeared fish food on his nipple. It’s the only explanation I can think of. It’s just too weird. Not that smearing fish food on your nips isn’t weird either.
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