Emilia Clarke is basically a midget.* At 5’1″ she’s tiny. Is it weird that this is the first time I’ve noticed how short she is? Probably, considering I’ve watched every single episode of Game of Thrones, but I’m thinking that show uses some kind of television magic to trick me into thinking that Emilia is a long legged mother of dragons.
Okay, so I never thought she was Xena the Warrior Princess tall, but as someone who is 5’8″ I can’t understand how someone that is 5’1″ can go about living their life. How do you get things off high shelves? Do t-shirts turn into dresses? Can people carry you around like a Polly Pocket?
I would be really practical if I could carry Emilia Clarke in my pocket. I could take her out and play with her whenever I felt like it and I wouldn’t really have to worry about space requirements, you know, because tiny, and I bet she would be a collectible item as well. I could make loads of money if I kept her in mint condition and sold her on Ebay in 20 years or so.
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*Apparently, the word “midget” is offensive, I don’t really get how “dwarf” isn’t offensive, but “midget” is, but since I have no authority whatsoever to speak on the subject I’ll just go with what I’m told by people who are more educated about this stuff than I am, which is to say I’m sorry for using a derogatory word, but the truth of the matter is: Damn, Emilia Clarke is short. I mean, the cut-off height to be considered a dwarf or a small person is 4’10”, which is only three inches shorter than Emilia’s 5’1″. Three inches is not very big. Just ask this guy with a micropenis.
Image: Emilia Clarke in Esquire by Vincent Peters
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