Survey Says: The British Love Having Sex While Driving

Distracted drivers are becoming a serious problem throughout the world. Every television show I watch runs terrifying yet effective commercials depicting children in car crashes caused by drivers who take their eyes off the road. Talking and texting while driving is already illegal in many parts of the United States, and some studies suggest simply talking to someone in the passenger seat could be dangerous while operating a vehicle.

It’s pretty much only safe to drive with zero distractions, including having sex with someone behind the wheel.

According to a national survey performed in Britain, 60% of people aged 30 to 59 admitted to taking part in sexual activity while driving. The purpose of the survey was to figure out what kinds of distracting activities Brits may be engaging in to figure out what the government should be nagging everyone about.

Apparently checking ones email and enjoying some spotted dick takes a back seat to playing with a regular dick. Oh my!

The survey, performed by OSV Ltd, also revealed that 30% of people ages 18 to 29 and 10% of those over 60 have also gotten frisky on the road. Other dangerous activities people admitted to engaging in while driving included checking social media, taking a selfie, driving naked, and eating with utensils.

The number one offense was picking one’s nose while driving. Y’all nasty, Britain.

A few years ago we read about a couple who caused a serious accident while trying to have sex while driving. These brain trusts weren’t only trying to get naked and have full on sexual intercourse while driving, they were also drunk. Their alcohol fueled tryst and poor decision making nearly cost multiple people their lives- resulting in some serious jails time. Yikes!

Personally, I’m a very focused driver. I get pretty nervous in Southern California traffic and try to keep an eye on every car around me. The thought of simply adjusting the radio would be pretty stressful, much less taking my dick out and trying to do anything with it.

I have, however, stealthy masturbated in the back of a van while returning home from Las Vegas. I spent the entire weekend getting blue-balled due to bad timing and utilized a window of opportunity to unleash the dragon. At the time it was simultaneously my greatest achievement and biggest source of shame.

Totally worth it.

Image: Sara Luvv in The Driving Test by Brazzers

Via mirror.co.uk

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