The Priest Who Likes Eating His Cake Too

As a general rule, I stay far away from writing about any type of sex scandal that involves any type of religion. If you poke a bear with a stick, you’re going to get bitten, or at the very least chased a very long distance. I’m not a fan of running, or religion…but this story I had to talk about because it involves a very particular fetish.

Father George Passias is a Greek Orthodox priest in Washington Heights, New York. He has been in and out of tabloid headlines because people sometimes like stirring the pot and making accusations to sell newspapers…and also because a few sexually charged videos with him in the starring role keep popping up. The latest accusation is pretty far out there. Whether the Father’s fetishes (and the videos he is said to have starred in) are real remain to be seen, but I love a good sex/food porn scandal.

It’s being reported by the New York Post (which tends to have sensationalized headlines that are not always backed up by concrete facts) that good old Father George is involved in cake crush porn.

Now, what is cake crush porn, you’ ask?

I had to do a bit of research to find out.

It’s a very specific fetish that involves cake being squished. Most of the clips I found while I was researching (like this YouTube video) involve cake being crushed by a hot woman in heels. In the video that Father George is being accused of starring in, a loaf of banana bread is being squished underneath the bootie of his personal assistant, Ethel Bouzalas, until it is as flat as a pancake.

Butts are nice, and so is banana bread, but I’m not so sure about mixing the two in my bedroom. I’ve done things with pie that have been recorded for posterity, but that also involved a very large tarp to protect my furniture from any sticky stains and a mess.

Father George needs a tarp for his life at this point. If these accusations are true, then he just bought himself a one way ticket out of the church and into hot water.

While this Brazzers clip doesn’t have any cake crushing in it…there are wet Tshirts, a squished hot dog and plenty of banging.

What do you guys (especially foot fetishists) think about this food crushing fetish? Do you think it would be a turn on to watch a sexy ass in lingerie squish some cake or do you think this is one of those fetishes that is way out there? Let me know in the comments!

Source: NY Post

Image: Brooklyn Bailey in Sample My Cake by Brazzers

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